That works.

 

Thank you Vader and Jamz. Now where can we find Loserneer a new job? How about being a rattle inspector for Ford maybe? I hear they will have a few openings soon.

 

No no -- that's SAJEFFC's daughter!

I think it's an accurate portrayal of the firm hand she'll need to employ once the relationship has been consumated and she needs to get Tritoneer up off of SAJEFFC's couch and to work on time down at the Circle K!

 

I got your back SAJEFFC.....

....hey Tritoneer....here is someone else you can lust over......(the one on the right...the the dillhole on the left....).....

 

Enough is enough dd. Thanks Bill

 

The only people I know making >$25/hr outside of any union are people w/ higher education and people that start their own business. So, either go back to school, take a pay cut, or shut up and enjoy your current job.

 

Just to warn you in advance, Tritoneer -- she can't cook to save her soul!

 

Who's that?

 

I must have really missed something.

Correct me if i am wrong, but Tritoneer is the father of SAJEFFC's grandchild, and he isn't happy about it now that tritoneer is unemployed and confused in life. They all live on a ranch or something hence all the whips and horses.

I can't imagine tritoneer with a child, all that kicking and srceaming, along with the noise the child make to boot. Would drive me crazy also, no wonder SAJEFFC wants to shoot him. I see no probelm in this as if it is a ranch there must be a lot of places one could bury his body, just make sure his Life ins. is paid up.

Then along comes someone posting a pic of possibly themself and a lady that they must want to get rid off and this is his way of auditioning her for the part of tritoneer's love interest, and whilst all of this is going on poor tritoneer is off somewhere handily rubbing one out, because he is alone.

Poor guy.

I hope i have it all straight, this seems to be more confusing than the afternoon soaps. I am going to have to check in more often.

From Ohio to texas these are the lives and times an possible demise of our lives. Well tritoneer's life.

 

Boy, I sure missed a lot. never saw all that!

Jamz, since no one answered you i will, that pic is Ddwellwo and his wife.

 

WHOA.

I pictured ddellwo as a short fat guy. Man was I wrong. No disrespect by any means ddellwo.



I'll shut up now.

 

Just a side note, he is one of the most knowledgable guys I have run into on Americana music and some other genre' as well.

 

maybe but has horrible tastes in football teams

 

That's a pretty good interpretation of the tale.

However, you left out the twist in the plot whereby SAJEFFC gradually grew fond of Tritoneer, deciding that in his youthful enthusiasm, he saw a lot of himself when he was that age. In the end, SAJEFFC embraced Tritoneer as the adopted son he never had, and they spent the rest of their days repairing the endless string of maladies that always seemed to affect Tritoneer's vehicles.

The only exception to their weekends spent together was when Tritoneer would slip away for a week or two every year to travel up to Montana and go "fishing" with an old cowboy he had once befriended on the ranch.

 

Which one?