Only 12? In the spring, we'll start getting hundreds of little chicks. Noisy and smelly. We had a crate of them bust open on the loading dock once and had to chase the little yellow fuzzballs everywhere.

Anyway...back on topic. Tie the cat in the bed of your truck, drive to BFE and let him loose. Tell her you did not know the cat was in the bed and it jumped out when you stopped. When she wants to go look for the cat, drive to a different place.

 

Baby chickens rock. I like to play with em when they're at that age (before the adult feathers start to come in). If you get a feisty one....they will entertain you for hours.

 

Ask a friend with a dog to come by when the cat's outside.........dog food.

 

my money is on the cat

a cat can slash a dogs nose (most sensative area) so many times before it realises what even happend to it...and be gone in a flash

the smart money is on the cat

one on one

we'll see who's bleeding first

...zap!

 

The cat will win everytime, it's a better predatore than any dog. The dogs only advantage is size. Pound for pound the cat is an easy win

 

Someone should tell my German Shepard that. Every once in while she'll come home with her nose scratched to hell and gone, and sure enough there'll be a dead cat in my yard somwhere. If only my wife would let the damn cat out of the house! Bud if the cat leaves, she'll know I let it out. You know how hard it is to keep the suspicious, now cat-less, neighbors at bay?

 

lol I can't believe you guys are still talking about getting rid of this poor cat still!!

 

Poor cat? That cat's got more of an estate than me!

 

speeking of cats again, I about wanted to kill one today. I'm at work sitting in the office having lunch, when the dirty old office cat happed to be walking on the desk next to me. I just happened to look at it's *** for some reason and saw these worms coming out!!!!!!

I packed up my lunch and got the F out of there! sick cat!! ahhh!!

 

The cat wins, your out!

 

I was in the same boat as you, until September, and now "Hallejuja", no more frikkin cats!
I thought the day would never come, took 18 years!!

About 2 years ago, we had 2 cats (my wife's little darlings)
We were trying to sell our house, and all of a sudden, the big fat one starts pinching a loaf right in the middle of the kitchen table. (honest)

The open house is starting in 5 minutes, and I smell something amiss...I'm looking, I'm searching, and Voila! Smack in the centre of the table, 5 pounds of hot steaming cat poo.

So my wife is making all sorts of excuses for the kitty... "oh, she must be stressed, she must be worried, ahh, the poor kitty"

I tell her, look, I don't give a rat's *** what the cats problem is, because once they start with this behaviour, forget it, there is no turning around.

So I get her to reluctantly agree (after a huge fight) that the next time it happens, the cat is gone.

For a month I suspected it was happening, but I think my wife cleaned it up quickly before I found it, she loved her wee kitty.

Finally, I caught her red handed and took her to the vet and had her put down.
I was bitter about paying the $125, because if I had my way, I would've done it for free.

When I was driving away from the vet's office, all I could hear in my head was Cartman's voice saying "DIE KITTY, DIE!"

The last one started the same behaviour last summer, but at the 25th hour, my sister-in-law took her home and saved her from the terrible tyrant (me).

Good riddence, dirty, smelly, filthy creatures.Never again!

 

[QUOTE=mountaineer02v8]I just happened to look at it's *** for some reason and saw these worms coming out!!!!!! QUOTE]

LMFAO, that was funny as heck.