Single women around here are a little harder... But if you don't mind a little climing, I'm sure I can find you one...




Mountineer is still trying to figure that one out....

 

yeah really man, what the heck u talking about?? seriously?

 

What's the politically correct way of saying it...Big boned...She's got a good personality... More cushin for the pushin....Slap it once, ride it all night long...

 

I could use one for the shop. I have a few mice running around the place and I am tired of hurting my fingers with the el cheapo traps. My shop is on 5 acres and due to the fields surrounding it, mice are everywhere. Not rats, but the little bitty mice. They like coming into the shop and sleeping in the heat and insulation.

I'll meet you and take it off of your hands.

Where in GA are you?

 

Way down south, about 20 miles north of Jax, FLA. You anywhere around?

 

Rat poison in the cat food. No evidence, no fowl play, no way to trace anything back to you


Or as we do in Jersey...burlap bag and the closest river.


BREW

 

Negative. I am 35 or 40 miles north of Atlanta. Ah well...if you're ever up this way, bring it...I'll take it. I already have two out there.

 

I took a cat for a ride once….right to a forest preserve. The thing pissed in the bed of the truck on the ride to the forest preserve go it got one last shot at me. Parked by a large family picnic and let her go. Pulled away and parked about two hundred yards away. Waited until the cat walked up to kids from the picnic, when they started playing with it, I left. Moral of the story, if you’re a cat, learn what is and isn’t a litter box.

 

Ha-Ha. That reminds me of when we took my buddys cat for a ride. Back in '93, when the first '94 Camaro's came out, he bought one. Oh, how he babied that car. Got to be the only Camaro in the world not to see the upper side of 55mph. Anyway, his mom's cat kept jumping on it and leaving prints (it was at least declawed). Well, he tried everything in the book: rubber hoses, moth *****, rubber snakes...etc. Nothing worked. Finally, at the end of his rope, he got the keys to his mom's Grand Am, a laundry basket, and a couple of bungee cords. On top of the roof of the Grand Am, the basket was bungee corded upside down. Under the basket was said cat. The Grand Am, now, that's definitely see the upper side of 100mph. And before that ride was over, so did that cat. It was plastered to the back of the basket so hard that until the day that it died, you could still see the waffle pattern imprints of the basket. Needless to say, that also cured the cat's liking for cars of any type.

 

I would recommend either a 7mm or a bow with a broadhead. Or take it to your local Chinese restaurant and see if you can get a discount for bringing your own meat.

Joe

 

Cat food soaked in antifreeze or a little milk with antifreeze works wonders. If you are careful it could go undetected and at worst make it look like an accident.

While these would be a favorite of mine they are a little messy and hard to conceal.

 

Teach it to chew on electrical cords, like the one in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

 

There was a story on the news not long ago about a girl who got a hamster for her birthday. One morning she was playing with it, and forgot it out when she went to school. Mr Hamster gets hungry, so he tries to eat the power cord to the blow dryer, which was still plugged in. The result: The house burned down.
I think I'll pass.
But keep 'em coming, sooner or later the perfect solution will come up.

 

You will need a 12pk of beer and a can of sardines. Place a lawn chair about 20ft from the road. When you see a vehicle in the distance, throw a sardine into the road, grab a beer.Drink. Repeat as needed. If you are low on sardines, drink faster. If the cat survives through a 12pk, it probably won't bother you the rest of the evening. repeat daily until the desired result is obtained.

 

Anti-Freeze...........