Possibly The Very Best Chicken Joke Ever.

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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 04:53 PM
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Possibly The Very Best Chicken Joke Ever.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
 
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 04:58 PM
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Yeah, I LMFAO, when I heard that in Jr High.
 
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:12 PM
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After the day I had at work, I needed to read that joke!
 
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 07:16 PM
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I was wondering why my wife always acts like the chicken!
 
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Old Jan 18, 2006 | 08:20 PM
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I prefer the Dave Chappelle, "I didn't know I was predisposed to liking chicken" joke.
 
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by zacky
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

am I the only guy in here that doesn't get this joke? I read it over and over now like 20 times and stil don't get it :o
 
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 06:42 AM
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am I the only guy in here that doesn't get this joke? I read it over and over now like 20 times and stil don't get it :o

You've got to be kidding. Has your mommy sat you down and the birds and the bees talk yet?
 
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Old Jan 19, 2006 | 07:59 AM
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am I the only guy in here that doesn't get this joke? I read it over and over now like 20 times and stil don't get it :o
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

They chicken and egg had sex and the chicken and smoking with a smile on its face because it just finished.
 
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