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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:46 AM
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Computer Question For wstahlm80.....

wstahlm80:

I'm having trouble with my computer. When I'm surfing the web and want to print out a page, a little "do-hicky" pops up on my screen and tells me that I lost some sort of connection. Then, when I hit the "cancel" button, my printer makes this sort of grinding sound (sort of like the gnashing of teeth) and then this yellow light just blinks at me!

What am I doing wrong and how do I fix it?

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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:48 AM
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I think it could be your DSL line. Call him for help.
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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Bill, I am having a problem as well. When I try to do a backup to my cd drive, it says to put a blank cd in. There is one already in there, so it is not recognizing the drive for some reason. I need help with this, I did not realize you were doing this type of service. Thanks in advance.
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:56 AM
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ddellwo, BlueJayFup and all others who request help in this thread:

Follow these steps to "fix" your problem:

1) Locate a firearm (preferably a S&W .45)
2) Load said firearm with correct ammunition (preferably "hollo-points")
3) Open your mouth as wide as possible
4) Insert barrel of gun into your mouth
5) Close your mouth
6) Gently squeeze the trigger of the gun until you could squeeze no more


Bill
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
ddellwo, BlueJayFup and all others who request help in this thread:

Follow these steps to "fix" your problem:

1) Locate a firearm (preferably a S&W .45)
2) Load said firearm with correct ammunition (preferably "hollo-points")
3) Open your mouth as wide as possible
4) Insert barrel of gun into your mouth
5) Close your mouth
6) Gently squeeze the trigger of the gun until you could squeeze no more


Bill
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I tried that already and it just made this "clicking" sound. Any other ideas?
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:04 PM
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I tried that already and it just made this "clicking" sound. Any other ideas?
Reboot......
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
Reboot......

 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Yep, have to give him that one. pretty good comeback.
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:31 PM
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Dear F150online:

This is Mrs. ddellwo, and I'm writing to inform you that, regretfully, my husband was found dead over his computer screen -- apparently of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

I know how much time he spent on this site, and just thought that you might like to know.

Sincerely,

Mrs. ddellwo
Houston, TX
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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That's one jackarse down, 90,000 more to go!!!



 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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That's one jackarse down, 90,000 more to go!!!






Damn good to have you back D.

 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne


Damn good to have you back D.

But just think; we got to go all Christmas without his stupid Sig.
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 12:45 PM
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But just think; we got to go all Christmas without his stupid Sig.
Yeah, I just don't have the motivation to transfer all my images to a new account at my ISP then redo my links... oh well. No more images for me until I get movitated. SHould be by '07...
 
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Damn good to have you back D.

Speak for yourself Jamz, I thought I was missing him, but I was mistaken.
 
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Old Jan 17, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Speak for yourself Jamz, I thought I was missing him, but I was mistaken.

mistaken and impotent are not the same thing captain viagra......
 
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