Screw that! There's to many of them and only ione of me. I'll commit sucide first.
If you want something done right, you've just got to do it yourself!

 

The best possible way for me to die would be from a heart attack, right after watching Vida Guerra, Lyric, Tiara and Melyssa Ford getting dressed after the five of us spent the night before, curling each-other's toes, at the Wyndam (Hilton) Anatole Hotel in Dallas...

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But, if I were ever made mad enough to do something that landed me on death row; I'd have to go with the injection... We don't know if that hurts or not, but it seems peaceful, all you'll feel (I'd hope) is a litle poke. Then again, Lethal Injection's were developed by the ****'s at the death camps; a group who are not known for their humane treatment of people.

The gas chamber: No- anything that makes you die from failing to be able to hold your breath, can't be good. They may as well make a drowning chamber. (Can you imagine that? water steadily fills the water-tight room and creeps up your legs, knees, thighs, waist, neck, then eventually, covers you.... That would give you time to think about what you did to get there...)

Electric chair... No thank you.

Firing squad... When I was a boy, some guy did something (I believe in or around the DC area) and he was executed by firing squad. Even as a young man I thought he was stupid to make that choice.... It still seems stupid today.

 

Thats what the injection does. It stops heart and lungs but you're brain is still alive for several minutes as it suffacates from lack of oxygen brought to it by the heart and lungs. Do you really think they/we are going to care if you feel it or not... NO they/we want them to suffer. The only reason they paralyze you is so that the pansies that do care, don't get thier panties in a wad. If the pansies think it's a peaceful way to go, then they are fine with it.

edited to add:
If they can psyche you up before hand and get you worried, then you are breathing heavier so you have more oxygen in your system. This make the suffering last a few minuites longer. The whole process is not designed to be a pleasant escape. If you want an idea of how long it would take before you were mentally uncouncsious. Set and watch the clock for 3 mins., then try to imagine doing it while not being able to breath. It would seem like forever!

 

Two fifths of tequila and a handful of sleeping pills.

 

I would do my victim's family a favor and brag about the killing while they took turns using the dimmer switch attached to electric chair.

SMMMOKINNN A SHORTY!!!

At least it would give them satisfaction that not only justice, but payback was served. I also wouldn't prolong my execution. I'd volunteer to go to the front, dependant upon the availability of the victims family to attend. I would want all of them to take turns on the dimmer or at least watch. I would also like my execution to be televised on Pay-Per-View. I'd also get some Hooters Girls to attend.

 

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Thanks, I was waiting for clearance so I could post.

I would choose being burned at the stake over the guillotine.
Everybody knows that a hot steak is better than a cold chop.