Top Ten ways to PO a non-smoker...
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Top Ten ways to PO a non-smoker...
Info compiled from the other thread and my own experiences with my step-father, the most inconsiderate smoker in the world. No hissy fits please.
10) Light up your after dinner cig about 20 ft. from the exit door on the way out of the restaurant.
9) Test drive a new car insisting that you are a smoker and must test drive it your way or you won't buy it unless you can smoke in it.
8) Go to outdoor smoking restaurants and put your cigs. out in what's left of your mashed potatoes, ice cream sundae, or in that last bit of coffee in the cup.
7) Go to a busy restaurant on a Friday night and send all smokers outside in rotation for a break to tie up the table an extra half hour or so.
6) Smoke in the bathroom anyway, if anybody says anything tell them you had jalopenos for lunch.
5) While having dinner, get out your zippo, strike it, and slam the lid shut about every 10 minutes.
4) Flip your butts out of the sunroof instead of the drivers window.
3) Tell the hostess you would like the smoking section, she'll say "we don't have one" reply with "yes you do, you just can't smoke there anymore"
2) When you spot non-smokers at a busy outdoor cafe, everyone lights up at once in an attempt to "smoke 'em out" so you can be seated.
1) If you have to go outside and smoke, might as well play a game of H-O-R-S-E with the butts and the ashtray.
If anyone can add to this list, we'll make it a top 20. Again, no hissy fits, this thread is meant to be fun. I have been involved in all of this but never did any myself. My stepfather and his friends are "old school" smokers from Boston. They tell you were to stick it in a heartbeat. I have seen people become enraged at this stuff.
10) Light up your after dinner cig about 20 ft. from the exit door on the way out of the restaurant.
9) Test drive a new car insisting that you are a smoker and must test drive it your way or you won't buy it unless you can smoke in it.
8) Go to outdoor smoking restaurants and put your cigs. out in what's left of your mashed potatoes, ice cream sundae, or in that last bit of coffee in the cup.
7) Go to a busy restaurant on a Friday night and send all smokers outside in rotation for a break to tie up the table an extra half hour or so.
6) Smoke in the bathroom anyway, if anybody says anything tell them you had jalopenos for lunch.
5) While having dinner, get out your zippo, strike it, and slam the lid shut about every 10 minutes.
4) Flip your butts out of the sunroof instead of the drivers window.
3) Tell the hostess you would like the smoking section, she'll say "we don't have one" reply with "yes you do, you just can't smoke there anymore"
2) When you spot non-smokers at a busy outdoor cafe, everyone lights up at once in an attempt to "smoke 'em out" so you can be seated.
1) If you have to go outside and smoke, might as well play a game of H-O-R-S-E with the butts and the ashtray.
If anyone can add to this list, we'll make it a top 20. Again, no hissy fits, this thread is meant to be fun. I have been involved in all of this but never did any myself. My stepfather and his friends are "old school" smokers from Boston. They tell you were to stick it in a heartbeat. I have seen people become enraged at this stuff.
Last edited by seacrow; Jan 12, 2006 at 07:43 AM.
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From my own work: Go to a really nice expensive seafood restaurant, get a big group of guys (4-6), and have everybody buy cigars and light up at the same time. Even the smokers were complaining. It's a HUGE restaurant and you could smell it throughout the entire place.