Just a friendly reminder to all the attached guys here....Valentines day is just over a month away. If you need to make reservations or anything; better do it soon. I made mine last night......$140 and a fixed menu....what a joke. Oh well; gotta do what ya gotta do.

Even if you dont need reservations; time to start getting creative.

 

I prefer the grouchy UC not the romantic one.

 

I'm all for being grouchy as long as it doesnt get in the way of sex.

 

Whenever I make reservations for a restaurant or hotel, when I approach the desk and they ask, "May I help you?"

I say, "Yes. We have reservations about staying here."

 

SO who you having oir trying to have sex with here?

 

F Valentines Day.....F'ing Hallmark holiday......and F the women that want to celebrate it....and F those men that fall victum to the commercialization of any and all holidays.....

 

You're not gettin any are you?

 

Even if I was....I would still feel the same about V-Day.....your just P**sy-whooped

 

I ****** DESPISE Valentine's Day!!! God curse the miserable bastard that ever contrived this horrible event!!!

I've always argued with my wife that there ought to be a "man's version" of Valentine's Day later in the year just to balance things out. The tradition on this new holiday would be that you could go out and have s*x with anyone you wanted with no repurcussions from the spouse the next morning!

Now THAT'S a holiday I could get excited about!

 

another reason Bill is single.

yes I despise V day, but the little lady is like every other red blooded woman, it is the "romantic" holiday. So, me being Mr. romance, I oblige. I will shower her with flowers and jewelry, but I will also get something in return. And that is WORTH it.

 

You have to do all that just to get some loving? All I do is walk in and point to the bedroom, she goes in and undresses and.... ok I'll stop there.

 

of course not, but I get the "extra" special treatment when gifts are involved. I dont have mine trained like you do, but she can satisfy on demand.

 

Amen to that. :santa:

 

Translated: Swallow

 

"Valentine's Day"

She was the color of TV
her mouth curled under like a metal snake
although Holy Wood was sad
they'd remember this as Valentine's day

flies are waiting

In the Shadow of the Valley of Death
In the Shadow of the Valley of Death

slit our wrists and send us to heaven
the first flower after the flood

I saw that pregnant girl today
she didn't know that it was dead inside
even though it was alive
some of us are really born to die

flies are waiting

In the Shadow of the Valley of Death
In the Shadow of the Valley of Death

slit our wrists and send us to heaven
the first flower after the flood

In the Shadow of the Valley of Death
In the Shadow of the Valley of Death