Just hit a dang deer...
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From: In a van down by the river
Originally Posted by 36fan
I feel for you man - I hit a deer and totalled the wife's car a couple of years ago (hit on the interstate doing ~80mph). The wife was riding shotgun and was about 6-7 months pregnant at the time. I made money off of the insurance on that car, which was paid for, but then I ended buying her a new car and I'm still paying on it...
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by RockyJSquirrel
All I can think of is the story I read up in the Lightning forum a while back about the guy who had his old decrepid uncle or somebody in his truck on the interstate. Something happened in front of them and they almost wrecked, but got out without a scratch. Then the old man was so scared he pissed and shat himself in the passenger seat of the truck. The way he told the story was priceless.
I remember that story...it was funny.
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From: the moral high ground
Good thread myltlpny.
Have you thought about putting it to music?
Oh where oh where could my bumper be
The lord took her away from me
She's gone to bumper heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my bumper when I'll leave this world
In my six year old truck with my M-N-L
We hadn't driven very far as I could tell
There in the road
Straight ahead
Three deers froze lookin straight ahead
I couldn't stop
So I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin tires
The busting glass
The Painfull scream that I heard last.
Oh where oh were could my bumper be
The lord took her away from me
She's gone to bumper heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my bumper when I'll leave this world
When I woke up
The rain was pouring down
There were people standing all around
Something warm falling into my eyes
But some how I found my bumper that night
I lifted her little bracket head
she looked at me and said
Your M-N-L didn't get a scratch
but look at me, what's up with that
I held my bumper close
I kissed her our last kiss
I found the love I knew I had missed
but now she's gone
even though I hold her tight
I lost my love, my life that night
Oh where oh were could my bumper be
The lord took her away from me
She's gone to bumper heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my bumper when I leave this world
Have you thought about putting it to music?
Oh where oh where could my bumper be
The lord took her away from me
She's gone to bumper heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my bumper when I'll leave this world
In my six year old truck with my M-N-L
We hadn't driven very far as I could tell
There in the road
Straight ahead
Three deers froze lookin straight ahead
I couldn't stop
So I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin tires
The busting glass
The Painfull scream that I heard last.
Oh where oh were could my bumper be
The lord took her away from me
She's gone to bumper heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my bumper when I'll leave this world
When I woke up
The rain was pouring down
There were people standing all around
Something warm falling into my eyes
But some how I found my bumper that night
I lifted her little bracket head
she looked at me and said
Your M-N-L didn't get a scratch
but look at me, what's up with that
I held my bumper close
I kissed her our last kiss
I found the love I knew I had missed
but now she's gone
even though I hold her tight
I lost my love, my life that night
Oh where oh were could my bumper be
The lord took her away from me
She's gone to bumper heaven so I've got to be good
So I can see my bumper when I leave this world
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From: Virginia
You've got waaaaaay too much time on your hands 
Either that, or you belong in Nashville.
Actulally, I live just over the Coleman bridge from you. I hit the deer on Rte 17, just North of the Toyota dealership.
Either that, or you belong in Nashville.
Actulally, I live just over the Coleman bridge from you. I hit the deer on Rte 17, just North of the Toyota dealership.