While taking my son to have his photo snapped with Santa- I noticed a white girl in line ahead of me. She must've been 6'4" in heels, and she had a rump that would make Serena Williams jealous. Standing near her, I guesstimated it to sit at about navel height on me... She was all legs, with what must've been a 36" inseam. Niiiiiiice...

I have no doubt that in keeping with my best military training, I could surely bounce a quarter off that thing; the upper portion was nice too. Her baby was no more than 3-4 months old, but seeign that thang in some snuggly fitted knit pants with no hint of a line anywhere, made my heart skip a beat.

And yes, I am always looking- whether it's on TV, in a magazine, or at church. A nice, plump rump will always catch my attention. I just hope nothing like that ever walks by when I'm at a job interview..

It's a weakness, I admit it...

 

If it's still alive, I'd hit it

Nothing wrong with the larger lady

 

And, if it weren't for all the HIV/Aids- the day I won the lottery, you could bet your F-150 that's where I'd relocate too...

 

Being 6' 8" I think I would cream myself right there, LOL. Normally if a girl is tall, she is also either a)huge or b)rail thin, neither of which I am interested in.

 

No....I am fat enough for the both of us.....

 

Don't lie to us!

If it's still warm you'd hit it.

 

Has to be the best quote I have heard in a while.

 

yeah.....especially due to the dry spell I have been in....I am still struggling with the concept that UC got laid before me.....

 

Sorry Bro, momma told me it want nice to laugh, but I can't help it on that one.

 

I'm only 20, and right now I'm in the best shape of my life. I'm in college... i work out everyday. It's a big part of my life to stay in shape and gives me great pride. I wouldnt want someone that doesnt take care of their body. There are fat chicks around, but I tend to stay away from them, because if they're startin' large to begin with, god knows what they'll look like 20 years down the road. At least if i start with a skinny one, i have a chance of them keepin' it that way. Ideal girl - 5'6"-5'9", brunette, pretty face, b-c, and a nice tight ****. plenty of them walkin around my campus. i gotta go.

 

There was this one latina I went to school with a few years back... Ooooooh, man- she was one of those girls that are melt-in-your-mouth sexy, but, she doesn't know how drop-dead, leave your wife, smack-your mother, and quit your job, fine she is... I love those... I hate the ones that are hot and KNOW they're hot.

She was so nice & sweet, and that accent made me want to do things to her, you guys wouldn't do to a farm animal... She was from Brazil...

We ran across each other a year or so ago, and she hugged me. Good thing my wife wasn't around to see somethign like that hugging on me; I would have had some "splaining" to do...

When I saw the dude she was with, I was like- how did this scruffy little joker snag a dime-piece like this? Then again, she hugged me right in front of him- so, what does that say about him?

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The 6'4" chick I spoke about earlier- I neglected to mention that she was probably a 200 pounder... I guess I may have for got to say it because, it didn't matter to me... I've chopped down a tree that size before, and she was in excellent shape, she was just a big girl... She'd never been with a man that could pick her up... She was loving the fact that I could swoop her off her feet as if she weighed 85 lbs, rather than 200.

You never know, some big chicks are light- so she might have been 170-180, and I've met some shortys that were compact & heavy. You'd grab them thinking "Civic" and when you go to pick them up, you realize that it's a "BMW 330i"


I'm stronger now than I was then...

Good ol' Killeen, TX....

 

Yea I wish....

 

keep in mind it is a co worker of UC. He is prolly her supervisor and told her to get in bed or lose her job.

 

You mean, that works?

Excuse me folks, I have to "counsel" an employee... Vigorously.

I'll teach her about wearing those super tight, smooth-booty jeans; walking past me all day, switching it...

 

Go ahead... Play dumb if you want to. I ain't buyin' it.