.... my coworkers get in 15 minutes late, put their stuff on their desks and say "I'll be right back", then they go down to the cafeteria and get coffee and breakfast and dilly-dally getting back to their desk. Let's see here people.... I've been here since 5am, ALONE, so I haven't even had a chance to get up and pee but glad you have the opportunity to come in at 8:15am and not start working until around 9ish! THANKS A$$CLOWNS! I wasn't hungry or anything!

aaahhhhh i feel a little better

 

Have you told them it bothers you?

 

Yes, but sometimes they "forget"?

 

Look at it this way, they will get fat, you won't, so see, it is really one of life's small blessings. It's all how we look at things!

 

I'm sorry what did you say? It's hard to hear you over the rumbling in my tummy.

 

Bring some breakfast from home? *Assuming you cannot go to the cateferia yourself*

 

Sure she'll be skinny but she'll lose bladder control by holding it that long....

She'll be a toothpick that smells like urine...

Her 8:15ers will be heavier, well fed, and happy....oh yea and they wont pee on themselves.

COMPLAIN Louder...

 

Will her Double Ds we have not seen shrink? I may have to vote for food too.

 

Yea, that works better when we have something other than Christmas cookies in the house. I HATE cookies.

Normally I do bring something from home, like a banana or a bagel or something, but it always happens when I was either running late or I forgot.

And yea, I don't want to be known as the skinny urine chick. Ew!

 

Wait so you only don't have food when you are late? That means you weren't there at 5:15 and you probably dont have to pee.

THanks for leading us on and trying to get our sympathy....

Liar, liar pants on fire....sitting on a ..........

 

Okay BRAT! When I am running late, I don't have time to make something or I'm so rushed that I forget but I'm ALWAYS at work by 5am, ready to work. SO THERE!

 

I'm rubber you're glue...whatever you say...

 

RC-
Why do you allow other people to occupy space in your head rent-free? If your emotional state is dependant upon the actions of others, you might want to ask yourself why. I guarantee that they aren't all worked up over what you're doing while they are eating a donut in the cafeteria and chatting on the cell phone. They are happy while you make yourself miserable worrying about their actions. What's wrong with this picture???

 

Okay, um, whoa there mr. psychobabble... I was just mearly venting for a moment. I'm not worried about their actions, I'm ticked off that I have to sit at my desk even longer until they come back from stuffing their faces with donuts and sipping on latte's.

 

She sounds like UC?