Originally Posted by PSS-Mag

Well, I found out years ago that I am. Here is how it went.

I was much younger and was riding bulls and broncs in the local rodeo circuit. After a rodeo in Oklahoma, I went to the bar with some friends. They went off dancing and I had rode 3 extra go's that night so was a little sore. So I stayed at the bar. As I sat there this fine young lady walked up and said. "Hey, are you a real cowboy." I said, "Well I work cattle all day everyday, fix fence, etc, etc. So yea I'd say I'm as close to a real cowboy as you can get." She said wow that's cool (I was thinking "Alright, I'm in!") Then she said "I'm a lesbian, I think about girls all day everyday. When I wake up I think about girls, in the shower I think about girls, 24/7 I think about girls." I said, "That's cool" and she left.
Then a little while later another lady walked up and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" I said, "Well I thought so, but just a few minutes ago I found out I was a lesbian!"