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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I'm asking for a boy toy.
I sit around my office all day, looking as sexy as I can for the ladies- just waiting to get sexually harrassed... Nothing...

Nobody has flashed me a t!t, a cheek, kissed me, touched me inappropriately or anything.... Not since 2001.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
...Nobody has flashed me a t!t, a cheek, kissed me, touched me inappropriately or anything.... Not since 2001.
Well, you had to figure that she would retire someday.
She had been with the company for 43 years.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bighersh
I sit around my office all day, looking as sexy as I can for the ladies- just waiting to get sexually harrassed... Nothing...

Nobody has flashed me a t!t, a cheek, kissed me, touched me inappropriately or anything.... Not since 2001.
Hersh, I hate to lay this on you buddy, but, is it just possible that your idea of looking sexy for these ladies might differ from their idea? Just a thought. Don't mean to get any negative vibes going.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Hersh, I hate to lay this on you buddy, but, is it just possible that your idea of looking sexy for these ladies might differ from their idea? Just a thought. Don't mean to get any negative vibes going.
Yeah- I know...

Perhaps if I lose 100 lbs, the ***** would start getting flashed at me again.
Oh well, let me put my shirt back on, and go wash off this Axe Effect. It's not working anyway. No girls dangling off poles or anything.
 
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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BREWDUDE
Webmaster.....Can you please change my screen name to Boy Toy



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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 04:50 PM
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hijacked another thread huh guys and gals?

back to your original program..

i'm getting the engine rebuilt for my mach-z ski-duz
its apart but not done as i type






but seeing as i'm the one shelling out the $$$$
i guess in all reality i'm getting nothing




except all the love and admiration of mrs. zap

lets just hope its not that time of the month when all this happens however..



...zap!
 
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Old Nov 22, 2005 | 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by zapster
except all the love and admiration of mrs. zap

lets just hope its not that time of the month when all this happens however..



...zap!
Well you know the old saying,
"If you can walk thru mud......... "


Originally Posted by Bighersh
I sit around my office all day, looking as sexy as I can for the ladies- just waiting to get sexually harrassed... Nothing...

Nobody has flashed me a t!t, a cheek, kissed me, touched me inappropriately or anything.... Not since 2001.
I know the feeling!
Except I did happen to get touched inappropriately last week.

It all happened so fast and rather unexpectedly.
I couldn't belive that it was actually happening to me!

But that balding janitor guy has always given me the creeps for some reason!
 
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Old Nov 23, 2005 | 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I know the feeling!
Except I did happen to get touched inappropriately last week.

It all happened so fast and rather unexpectedly.
I couldn't belive that it was actually happening to me!

But that balding janitor guy has always given me the creeps for some reason!


Poor babies, no sexual harassment, that's so very, very sad Check out the "I'm getting bored" thread at night, me and LT will hook y'all up
 
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Old Nov 23, 2005 | 02:12 PM
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Im getting an AR-15, Desert Eagle, or a 1800's Army Blackpowder revolver.
 
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