There is a guy sitting at a bar and another guy comes in and sits on the stool beside him

The first guy says "whatcha got in the duffle bag"?

The guy says "My sniper rifle", "I'm a Hitman".

“Wow”! says the first guy, “can I look through your scope”? “I think I can see my house from here”. “Sure”, says the Hitman.

So, he looks through the scope and says, “yep, there's my house, and there is my bedroom window, and there is my wife....wait she' s naked, and that’s my neighbor with her.......that Ba$tard”!

“How much to shoot them both”? “I charge 1 grand per shot” says the Hitman.

“Ok, here is 2 grand, I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot him in the Di@k”! “Ok”, says the Hitman.

He grabs his rifle and takes aim...............after a couple of minutes, the first man says, "well, are you going to shoot"? The Hitman says, “wait a minute





















I think I can save you a Grand”.

 

 

 

Jeeeeezuz H. Kriest, that was funny...

 

Damn! Now that was funny

 

see this is what i am taking about. for all those guy that have to leave this site for personal problems. you cant tell me that reading that joke, and laughing wont make the day a little better.


unless you are leaving because you caught your wife with another man.