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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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Folks, I already told you about this well-built, caucasian, 2-alarm hottie that I work with. She's off the hook in any man's book, even Kobi's. Then there's a high-maintenance 3-alarm, caucasian hottie across the room from me. She graces my hallway every enroute to her cube, and I appreciate her for doing that. I think she knows we're checking her out because she walks this way, even though there's a closer hallway, right by the elevator, that she could utilize.
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The cubicle next to me has been vacant since I moved to the building, and when I came in on Monday, it was full of stuff. Someone had moved in, but I didn't know who. They told me it was a girl named "Lisa".

Tuesday passed, no Lisa, Wednesday, No Lisa. I figured she'd come in over the weekend, fixed up her area, and took this wek off. Well, I got in early today, and at 09:01, what to my wandering eyes would appear? A 4-alarm, black (red-bone), hottie, wearing the sexiest gear.

This girl has got it all, beautiful face, hair, T, A, If I had to guess measurements- I'd say 36C, 24, 38, about 5'6" (5'8 in heels), with legs that go on forever, and some snug fitting, curve hugging, knit pants on. She must have Indian in her, even more Indian than I have in me. (1/8th Choctaw).

Jeezuz H. Kriest... Now, I have something OTHER than F-150 online to distract me from work....

Now, I'll never get anything done...
If only I could sneak a picture of her- Wow...
How can any, hetrosexual male be expected to work in conditions like this?

Anyone else have this problem at work?
Got pics?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 12:52 PM
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I wish. Too much sausage in my office (engineering).. Need more hot women in my work place!!
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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I basically work at 2 different offices and both hired new secretaries this week one office is a blonde I would rate her a 7 and she is married. the other office is a 27 yr old working on her Masters (not married) dark skin, dark hair, brown eyes, and so very sweet I just met her today I rate her a 10x10!!!! She is incredibly Gorgous!!!! I love the girl I am with very very much and never plan on leaving but if she was to dump me, I would be in HOT PURSUIT of this one!!!
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 12:59 PM
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CIA has officialy checked in!
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:06 PM
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I havent worked with a woman since my very first job. Why did I choose engineering?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:27 PM
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I havent worked with a woman since my very first job. Why did I choose engineering?
Wow, you should have become a network engineer...
There are plenty in the building...
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:29 PM
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CIA, maybe you are the only one that notices such things. The rest of us have work to do, we don't go around ckecing out hotties!
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:32 PM
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my company only has 1 women that works here thank god cause they are a pain in the *** to work with .

ooh ya and here *** looks like a bag full of golf *****
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:33 PM
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my company only has 1 women that works here thank god cause they are a pain in the *** to work with .

ooh ya and here *** looks like a bag full of golf *****
Got any pics?
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:36 PM
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Wow, you should have become a network engineer...
There are plenty in the building...
Or a bouncer in strip club
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:42 PM
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i dont have a camera lens big enough .
go get a pillow case and put in a fe thousand golf ***** and you will get the idea
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:42 PM
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Folks, I already told you about this well-built, caucasian, 2-alarm hottie that I work with. She's off the hook in any man's book, even Kobi's. Then there's a high-maintenance 3-alarm, caucasian hottie across the room from me. She graces my hallway every enroute to her cube, and I appreciate her for doing that. I think she knows we're checking her out because she walks this way, even though there's a closer hallway, right by the elevator, that she could utilize.
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The cubicle next to me has been vacant since I moved to the building, and when I came in on Monday, it was full of stuff. Someone had moved in, but I didn't know who. They told me it was a girl named "Lisa".

Tuesday passed, no Lisa, Wednesday, No Lisa. I figured she'd come in over the weekend, fixed up her area, and took this wek off. Well, I got in early today, and at 09:01, what to my wandering eyes would appear? A 4-alarm, black (red-bone), hottie, wearing the sexiest gear.

This girl has got it all, beautiful face, hair, T, A, If I had to guess measurements- I'd say 36C, 24, 38, about 5'6" (5'8 in heels), with legs that go on forever, and some snug fitting, curve hugging, knit pants on. She must have Indian in her, even more Indian than I have in me. (1/8th Choctaw).

Jeezuz H. Kriest... Now, I have something OTHER than F-150 online to distract me from work....

Now, I'll never get anything done...
If only I could sneak a picture of her- Wow...
How can any, hetrosexual male be expected to work in conditions like this?

Anyone else have this problem at work?
Got pics?


PICS bro-- MUST HAVE PICS!!!!!!!

LOL I work with about 200 folks. Majority wemon too. Sure makes my day to see some hotties around~
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LUKE_DUKE
Or a bouncer in strip club
Huh, looks like I chose the wrong part-time job.
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 03:56 PM
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PICS bro-- MUST HAVE PICS!!!!!!!

LOL I work with about 200 folks. Majority wemon too. Sure makes my day to see some hotties around~

She's recently divorced...

Amazingly, her husband cheated on her...
WTF!!!! How could he upgrade from that? Vivica? Salma? Beyonce'? Halle?

Yep, she told me she's recently divorced, starting over. One child. Looks to be 26-28 (Ripe for the picking).

If her hubby cheated on her, it could only mean one of a few things:
1.) She's not handling her business at home.
2.) He thought she was cheating.
3.) Some girl just kept hanging around, he hit it, liked it, and couldn't leave it alone (I'm sure that's happened to all of us, at least once.)
4.) He just wanted to.
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 04:08 PM
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Hey CIA, I just thought of something. She could be a plant, a test. Just watch yourself and conduct yourself professionally. Good Grief, wasted words, I am sure.
 
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