Office Hotties
Dang CIA,
I may have to think of a reason to come to your location! Although we have a few hotties around here as well. We recently got an influx as well. One of the larger companies in New Orleans has taken over one of our buildings and brought in 475 emplyees. They have several LOOKERS in the bunch!!
I may have to think of a reason to come to your location! Although we have a few hotties around here as well. We recently got an influx as well. One of the larger companies in New Orleans has taken over one of our buildings and brought in 475 emplyees. They have several LOOKERS in the bunch!!
Originally Posted by bluejay432000
Hey CIA, I just thought of something. She could be a plant, a test. Just watch yourself and conduct yourself professionally. Good Grief, wasted words, I am sure. 

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I can be a good boy; I have a gut feeling when a girl may be setting me up.
There was an E-6 female when I was in Korea (Along with my wife, whom she knew). She was my section sergeant (SSG), and she went to the field with me. She was older (36) we were all in our 20's. I was 25, but she had the hottest body in the company, hotter than the 18 & 19 year olds...
At first I was mad that she took over my section, but then- I got over it.
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Anyhoo, we'd gone to the field, and my shelter (The switch) had AC. It was a blistering M*A*S*H level of heat that day, and she was in my shelter, with her BDU top off, and her high beams were on, due to the AC, pressing through the bra and the T-shirt. I do believe she had phone-dial capability. 34 C+'s easy.
Anyway, I'm sitting in the shelter, and she reached across me, with the tightest fitting T-shirt & BDU pants that any military person has EVER seen, and the round mound was right in my face for about 7 seconds. She was stretched across my lap & chest... I was a good boy, I looked at it for the first 2.7 seconds, then looked away. I didn't touch it... I wanted too, but I didn't...
Women are sneaky- who knows, my wife might've been testing me, or maybe ol' Sarge was just feeling freaky, and felt like I wouldn't take it too far since I was married, and "safe" for her to mess with, minus any strings.
Either way- I didn't take the bait.
So, if I could resist that... I could resist this...
But, if she pops a mammary gland out, that's it... Stick a fork in me, I'm done.
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Continuing with that story though, same scenario 2-3 days later. And, my boy Potts had stopped by. She and he were both stationed at Ft. Gordon together prior to coming to Korea. They were both married, not to each other, but- married. So, I'm in the same spot, Potts is sitting next to me (And this brutha was as big as me, but taller) and SSG Freeman was in there, near the door. Well, Freeman decided she needed something off the top of the switch again, and she reached across me and Potts. Again, I looked at the booty for the first 2-4 seconds, and Potts, having been secks-free for months, obviously could not handle seeing that booty so close to his face too. Potts stuck his hand in that sweet spot, you know- where it kinda disappears at, and went so far, I couldn't even see it anymore. He caught her from the front, (even though he went in from the back) grabbed a handfull, the slowly pulled his hand back.
Now, this whole movement took about 8 seconds to go from A to Z, but it seemed like 30 minutes. I could just see the Colonel taking my stripes, and his because if she had said anything, we BOTH would have gotten in trouble for sexual harassment. What's worse, she had already reported the CSM for 6/36th Field Artillery, just for "saying" something to her... My career flashed before my eyes, and she stepped back and said-
"You better watch yourself Potts."
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A month after I left Korea, one of my soldiers wrote me, and told me that she & Potts got busted in his room nekked, after curfew when the Battallion did a surprise Health & Welfare inspection at 0-dark-thirty.
Only in the Army must grown folks operate with a curfew, or can grown folks be prosecuted for having secks. You can be court-martialed for adultery...
Last edited by cia-agent; Oct 27, 2005 at 05:22 PM.
Originally Posted by Monkey-1
Dang CIA,
I may have to think of a reason to come to your location! Although we have a few hotties around here as well. We recently got an influx as well. One of the larger companies in New Orleans has taken over one of our buildings and brought in 475 emplyees. They have several LOOKERS in the bunch!!
I may have to think of a reason to come to your location! Although we have a few hotties around here as well. We recently got an influx as well. One of the larger companies in New Orleans has taken over one of our buildings and brought in 475 emplyees. They have several LOOKERS in the bunch!!
I work at a factory. There's around 4,500 or so people that work here. About 80% sausage, too. We don't have hotties here, but we have quite a few women we've classified as "plant hot". You know, women you probably wouldn't normally look twice at out side of work, but when you're surrounded by 4 thousand fat guys and dumpy looking women, those few pleasant women quickly become better looking - thus they are plant hot.
Originally Posted by longdog
I work at a factory. There's around 4,500 or so people that work here. About 80% sausage, too. We don't have hotties here, but we have quite a few women we've classified as "plant hot". You know, women you probably wouldn't normally look twice at out side of work, but when you're surrounded by 4 thousand fat guys and dumpy looking women, those few pleasant women quickly become better looking - thus they are plant hot.
I am going to start using "plant hot".
The majority of my time is spent either on the road or at various boat plants or our vendors. Most of them have a few hotties in every office that I flirt with. But there is typically a definate difference in the quality of eye candy in the plants.
How ever, I have one customer that we have recently began implementing a new program with. Since we started this then for the last 2 months I have had to actually go in to the plant atleast twice a day to trouble shoot. There is one girl there who is H.O.T. and would be HOT in any scene. She would look good in an Office, Retail, Sales, Cheer Leader, Model, she would even look good as a garbage woman. She has that hot girl next door who is a softcore **** star look going on. She is one of those that it dosent matter what she wears she looks sultry and she is about my age. But.... she knows that she is cute, that drops her about 1/2 way down the hottnes ladder. In her current situation she knows that she is like a super model in comparison to her co-workers. So she has a bit of an attitude. All the guys always flock around her, She is defiantly not shy of male attention at work. She talks down to them and treats them like crap, yet they come back for more.

I'm a cordile guy and when ever I arrive somewhere I say Hi or Hello to everybody I pass. If somebody shows up after me and I notice, then I make it a point to say Hi. Same thing when I or anyone leaves.
First day I was I passed by Ms. Chick and said hello, she snarled a hello back and rolled her eyes. I shrugged it off and continued on. I know several of the workers so the ones I know, I always pause to say hello or good bye to. Now I am aquaninted with almost all of them. She did the same thing when I left that day and said good bye to her, then again the next day when I greeted her with a hello. Well that shasta don't fly with me. So from then on I have ignored her. I say hi to everyone around her and maybe on a good day I will nod my head to her. It took Ms. Chick a week to realize she was being ignored by a guy. Now when I arrive then she stops whatever she is doing, and says hello with a smile, I say hello and keep on walking. I am there no more than an hour at a time and with in that hour she will make it a point to come up to strike conversation with me. The girl from the customer that my partner and I am working with on this project is "plant hot" I flirt with her and my partner "whoe is a step above plant hot" alot, but I step it up with them when Ms. Chick is around.
I can tell it is burning Ms Chick up that I am giving more attention to women that are "in her eyes" not as good. My partner and the other girl from the plant eat it up because they have both mentioned before that they think she is hot. I've explained to them that she looks hot but her attitude to everyone knocks her way down the scale. So it boost thier ego's a little bit and in a perverse wah ythey get gratification of putting her in her place. So they feed right back to me even more when she is around too. (Actually have gotten carried away and embarssed me a time or two.)
That's my little way of balancing things that are wrong.
That feels good to get off my chest. I can't talk about that with my wife, I can't talk about it with my boss, I can't talk about that with other customers. Other than you guys I don't ussually talk to anyone else.
Originally Posted by cia-agent
she was in my shelter, with her BDU top off, and her high beams were on, due to the AC, pressing through the bra and the T-shirt.
Originally Posted by cia-agent
Anyway, I'm sitting in the shelter, and she reached across me, with the tightest fitting T-shirt & BDU pants that any military person has EVER seen, and the round mound was right in my face for about 7 seconds.
Originally Posted by cia-agent
Amazingly, her husband cheated on her...
WTF!!!! How could he upgrade from that?
WTF!!!! How could he upgrade from that?
Pepperoni pizza is delicious -- heavenly, even. But have it for dinner every night and I assure you that you will grow tired of eating it!
Originally Posted by ddellwo
Show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a man who's grown tired of nailing her!
Pepperoni pizza is delicious -- heavenly, even. But have it for dinner every night and I assure you that you will grow tired of eating it!

Pepperoni pizza is delicious -- heavenly, even. But have it for dinner every night and I assure you that you will grow tired of eating it!

You know, I've gotten tired of a lot of things in my life...
I've gotten tired of pancakes.
I've goten tired of Running PT at 6:00 AM.
I've gotten tired of leaving my wife for weeks at a time going to the field.
I've gotten tired of working 50 hours a week, and only getting paid for 40 (Salaried).
I've gotten tired of the rollercoaster ride that is telecom, and I'm trying to get into retail management.
I've gotten tired of school, tired of traffic, tired of arguing. I've even gotten tired of secks, (When it's given to me in large doses).
But, overall- I have never gotten tired of laying pipe; not to the point that I didn't want to, or was looking for "new dirt" so to speak.
I've been married 11 years, and to me, it's still as good as it was the first time. Maybe not as physically intense, and certainly not as frequent (dammit) but, just as good.
Now, while undressing the same woman for many months/years, doesn't offer the same tingling senstation in your gut that you get when you pull off a new girlfreind's clothes; taking in the majesty of her bareness for the first time. It has never gotten to the point, at least not for me, that I've grown tired of seeing it. Certainly not to the point that I'd actively search for someone to again provide that tingling sensation in the pit of my stomach.
With this girl that I told you about; I don't know if I'd want to undress her. Although I like what I see, I don't know if I'm in physical condition to bare to endure seeing her nekked. Not that it's ever gonna happen, but- I'm not itching for a stroke or a heart attack... I'd need a strip tease- to see a litle bit at a time- I doubt I'd live through seeing it all at once...
Then again, maybe it's like pulling off tape that's stuck to the hair on your arm... Better to rip it off all at once, than to do a little bit at a time.
Good thing I'll never face that dilemma.
I'm gonna have to put some hidden cameras in her cubicle...
Last edited by cia-agent; Oct 28, 2005 at 01:06 PM.
Originally Posted by LUKE_DUKE
Or a bouncer in strip club 

I was at the Strip club last week and the girl at the front door wanted me to come work there as a bouncer, her boyfriend was the manager. I workout alot so I am a pretty big fella.....Would be a nice job if it wasn't a hour away, and I have a wonderful girlfriend so I don't need the temptation!





