You guys hear about Michael Jackson???

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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 08:44 PM
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You guys hear about Michael Jackson???

Did you guys hear what happend to Michael Jackson??? I just was watching the six oclock news and they said he died from food poisoning!!! No chit....





























Sources said he got it from a 10 year old weiner.
 

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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 08:46 PM
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I had to...sorry if it offended any jackson fans...im also sorry to hear that your a fan...haha. I heard this one in class today and i think half the class about died from laughing. It was great everyone fell for it.
 
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 08:50 PM
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You guys hear about Michael Jackson???
I've heard too much about Michael Jackson already...
 
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 08:50 PM
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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 09:09 PM
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Thats just wrong...MJ is my hero


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Old Oct 26, 2005 | 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by trytokeepup
Did you guys hear what happend to Michael Jackson??? I just was watching the six oclock news and they said he died from food poisoning!!! No chit....



( I read that and heard 10,000 young boys heave a sigh of relief)



























Sources said he got it from a 10 year old's weiner.




( then I read this and heard 10,000 young boys run for the closet)




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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by trytokeepup



Sources said he got it from a 10 year old's weiner.


a tip on telling the punchline....

take out the apostrophe.

"he got it from a 10 year old weiner"

that's where the double entendre comes in.
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 10:06 AM
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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He ate a 10 year old weiner.

Not a 10 year old's weiner.

I saw him at K Mart... Heard little boys pants were half off.

I saw him at the beach. I heard some lady say "sir would you get out of my son"

What college did he go to? Brigham Young.
 
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Old Oct 27, 2005 | 07:05 PM
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just beat it..
 
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