Not wanting to hi-jack a thread and spoil it for others . . . I continue this here . . .

When we last left Kobi, he was so adversely effected by another post that he took up drinking. This resulted in somewhat silly behaviour. (you can read it if you care and witness his demise here: https://www.f150online.com/forums/sh...=215330&page=3 although it's hardly worth it . . .)

Matt seems to be amused at Kobi's entry into the world of being . . . I don't know . . . wasted


No dude . . . you don't. It isn't pretty. I now know what Hunter S. Thompson saw when he wrote about BIG HAIRY BATS !!!!!

Damn! Those puppies are huge!!!!!

*puts on sunglasses even though indoors - repeatedly hits self on head with frying pan*

 

I feel his pain . . .

 

Muhahaha

Seriously it would be great!

Your cracking me up from 1/2 way across the country.

Wait until you see the monster size chicken that will run throu your yard!





Story behind that, at a party in high school. An acquaintance "we'll call him Bob" decided to experiment and he got stoned. I'm talking smashed beyond reality. It was funny at first till he started on a bad trip. Suddenly he took off running, no no, he was sprinting down the street screaming. We sat there for a second thinking he would come back but after a few minutes he did not. So we went looking for him. Now we have about 20 drunk people walking around the neighbor hood looking for the stoned guy, and the cops are not suppose to show up for this event.

Well they did, apperently this behavior combined with the loud music and yelling enticed a neighbor to call the law. Go figure... LOL
Back then the cops were cool so they just dumped out all of our liquer, told us to stay in the house and keep it quite. After some time we had started to sober up and realized that we had forgotten about Bob, so we began to wonder where he ran off to. So we call the cops to see if they had picked him up first. Then we put together a more organized search party and went out looking for him. At this point in time it was not common for kids to have cell phones. Not very many grown ups had them yet either. So after we had searched a designated area we would report back to see if anyone else had found him yet. If not then we would go to another area and look.

My team was the one that eventually found him some time later. When we found him I pulled up beside him. He was about 4 miles away from the party, and still "trying" to run, but was out of breath. He was in a field they had just cleared and were building a new subdivision in. He was stripped down to his skivies and sneakers. Finally got him to stop and asked him what he was doing. He looked at us caught his breath for a minute then said with great big eyes and a concerned look on hid face. "Did you see the size of that CHICKEN?"

I about wet my pants laughing! We have no idea where his clothes went, nor how he kept from getting caught by the cops. So we loaded him up and took him back where they gave him some clothes to wear. ROTLMAO

 

Wait till ???? Wait till ????

What the hell are you talkin' about dude?!?!

It's friggin' already here!!!!!!



Jesus H. Christ it's beyond huge!!!!! IT'S A GIANT FRIGGIN' CHICKEN!!!!

Good God, it's Colonel Sanders worst nightmare!!!!

*falls down and weeps uncontrollably*

Oh NO!!!! MY FACE IS MELTING!!!!!!!





*CRIES EVEN MORE. FALLS OVER. PASSES OUT*



(40 MINUTES LATER)


OH DUDE . . . my head is killing me, and even worse, my frying pan broke after I hit my head with it for the umpteenth time (no matter what anyone sez about Calphalon, it not all that!)

Turns out my neighbor makes his living selling narcotics (go figure!)

He gave me something, said it would get rid of the bats. Then he kept yelling CANNONBALL! (whatever the hell that means) and handed me a bottle of something else and forced me to drink it . . . and then the chicken showed up . . . and it ate the dude whole!!!!

*screams* *runs and jumps into pool* *bubbles* *raises head above water*

I need some coffee. I am sooooooo never doing this again.

What time does I Love Lucy start? The chicken told me I'm supposed to watch it. Some kind of message.

 

All right after the chicken then comes the smurfs.
Watch out for smurfette, I've always thought that she almost has to be a little ****.

Although... what happens in the privacy of a mans house, especially when he is high....

No one has to know.
You never know, she might be just smurfy!

 

*Shaking*

CANT. HANDLE. SMURFS.

*eyes wide open, looking from side to side*

 

 

hey Kobster, feeling better today?

 

Thank you,

I figured since retro is in, most of these youngsters probably don't remember Rat Fink, muchless Big Daddy Ed Roth so thought I'd bring Rat Fink back in to the main stream.

I'm thinking about ordering some T-shirts from Ed's widow.

 

Kobi, you feeling better tonight? You seemed a little off last night.

And Matt: I don't know if you're old for your age or if it's just because you grew up in the boonies, twenty years behind the rest of the country.

 

Sorry I missed this post Matt . . .

Yup. All better. Already been thru detox and am totally cleaned out/up/whatever

It was ugly, but a learning experience.

By the way. In the valley, in Burbank, near the studios, George Barris had his shop. He made the Batmobile, MonkeeMobile, I think he did the Munsters Car. It was on riverside Dr. I think it's still there. As a kid, growing up, it was cool to see those cars there.

Him and Roth . . .cool

 

Probably a little bit of both.


Yes he did the munster mobile, the original General Lee, The original Starsky and Hutch Toreno, Drag-u-la, Kit, Back to the future Delorean I II & III, Beverley hillbillies, Ghost busters, KIT (Knight Rider) many many more.

He told Jesse james that he quit counting how many cars he has done for main stream hollywood after 100,000 cars!
Gesh, I've been working on one single project for 10 years! LOL

I would love a chance to spend a few months in his shop. Not even on the pay roll, just hang out and observe.

Our production vehicles would be years behind what they are now if it wasn't for guys like Barris and Roth.

Edited to add:
BTW, Glad to hear your doing better.

 

Hey PSS-How are you?

 

Hey LT

I'm pretty good, how have you been?

 

Good. You should join "I'm Bored.." thread. It gets fun.