Why Oh Why?
Sheeeyyyyyiiiiit! I'd hit it.
She might be a little skanky, but- I like skank..
I'd have on a goodyear condom though... She looks like she's been ran-through.

I'd hit that so hard, she'd get out of my bed with whip-lash, and both piercings will have fallen out.
Man-***** has spoken.
She might be a little skanky, but- I like skank..
I'd have on a goodyear condom though... She looks like she's been ran-through.

I'd hit that so hard, she'd get out of my bed with whip-lash, and both piercings will have fallen out.
Man-***** has spoken.

Dudes and dudette,
That's just so you know where to kick her **** out at!
I've done worse.. but tequila was always involved. That's the devils drink I tell you the devils drink!!! Hells own nector, bottled with a worm! Helping skanky, nasty, ugly women get pregnant to collect more welfare and child support for the past 100 years.
Originally Posted by Raoul
mom?
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That tattoo has a purpose..... When they find her face down in the gutter
they will know where to send her.
Glad she ain't my mom.
Hell i would rather see my sister drive a honda that looking like that woe begotten girl.
Russell
That tattoo has a purpose..... When they find her face down in the gutter
they will know where to send her.
Glad she ain't my mom.
Hell i would rather see my sister drive a honda that looking like that woe begotten girl.
Russell
Originally Posted by 04 RED LARIAT
Racerchick68..........Just to make sure. Your a lady and you like ladys. 

But that doesn't mean I can't still look, right?
Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Yes, but my experience is limited. And being that I'm married, to a man, I guess I'm done playing
1. They get a say in who the partner is!
2. They atleast get to watch!
Ewwuh, glassy eyes, looks like druggie thug girl. The expression on her face is priceless, whew! :santa: ,,,,98
If you do date her, carry cash and leave the credit cards at home. LOL!
If you do date her, carry cash and leave the credit cards at home. LOL!
That's some serious town-reppin' right there..
Let's all run out and have our city & area code tatted on our asses, or- backs. Where is the Bomb-Booty though? Don't mention booty, then don't show it!
Big-D
972
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Don't get it twisted though- I'd still hit it!!! She's got that Easy-Skanky-Angelina Jolie thing going on... Wouldn't pass on taking that a few laps around the track, no strings attached...
I haven't laid "the smackdown" on a girl in a loooong time... When you get married, you can't "beat it up" like you used to anymore; you have to tone it down after year 1 and only "make love".
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Speaking of side-booty though; I still get offers periodically. Just the other day I was getting everyone's needs for office supplies so I could place a bulk order. I asked this one girl on my team if she needed anything. She responded- "What I need from you, doesn't come from Office Depot."
There was a brief pause, as we looked at each other; then we both laughed... I went ahead about my business...
Maybe she was just yanking my ding-ding, I don't know. Maybe she meant a new car- who knows... I've known her a year now, and she's never made any open-ended gestures like that.
She doesn't know me like she thinks she does. She's cute, well-dressed, her hair is always on-point, and she's sexy too- she'll mess around and find herself folded up on the back seat of that SuperCrew, feet pressed against the roof, getting her spine-realigned.
See- I'm skanky too... I will get down in broad daylight, in the parking lot. Can't go to a hotel- not with online banking, and credit card statements... Not unless she pays- but, she's married too...
Well, it's not gonna happen- I won't let it... But, I thought I'd share. Seven or eight years ago, it wasn't uncommon for me to get hit on by the ladies with my 50" shoulders, and 34" waist, and my Army-conditioned physique.
Since the waist is catching up with the shoulders, those "opportunities" have fallen off sharply; so now-a-days, I take note when they happen!
Let's all run out and have our city & area code tatted on our asses, or- backs. Where is the Bomb-Booty though? Don't mention booty, then don't show it!
Big-D
972
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Don't get it twisted though- I'd still hit it!!! She's got that Easy-Skanky-Angelina Jolie thing going on... Wouldn't pass on taking that a few laps around the track, no strings attached...
I haven't laid "the smackdown" on a girl in a loooong time... When you get married, you can't "beat it up" like you used to anymore; you have to tone it down after year 1 and only "make love".
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Speaking of side-booty though; I still get offers periodically. Just the other day I was getting everyone's needs for office supplies so I could place a bulk order. I asked this one girl on my team if she needed anything. She responded- "What I need from you, doesn't come from Office Depot."
There was a brief pause, as we looked at each other; then we both laughed... I went ahead about my business...
Maybe she was just yanking my ding-ding, I don't know. Maybe she meant a new car- who knows... I've known her a year now, and she's never made any open-ended gestures like that.
She doesn't know me like she thinks she does. She's cute, well-dressed, her hair is always on-point, and she's sexy too- she'll mess around and find herself folded up on the back seat of that SuperCrew, feet pressed against the roof, getting her spine-realigned.
See- I'm skanky too... I will get down in broad daylight, in the parking lot. Can't go to a hotel- not with online banking, and credit card statements... Not unless she pays- but, she's married too...
Well, it's not gonna happen- I won't let it... But, I thought I'd share. Seven or eight years ago, it wasn't uncommon for me to get hit on by the ladies with my 50" shoulders, and 34" waist, and my Army-conditioned physique.
Since the waist is catching up with the shoulders, those "opportunities" have fallen off sharply; so now-a-days, I take note when they happen!
Last edited by cia-agent; Oct 20, 2005 at 01:03 AM.


