Why Oh Why?
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Dudes and dudette,
That's just so you know where to kick her **** out at!
I've done worse.. but tequila was always involved. That's the devils drink I tell you the devils drink!!! Hells own nector, bottled with a worm! Helping skanky, nasty, ugly women get pregnant to collect more welfare and child support for the past 100 years.
Originally Posted by Raoul
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That's some serious town-reppin' right there..
Let's all run out and have our city & area code tatted on our asses, or- backs. Where is the Bomb-Booty though? Don't mention booty, then don't show it!
Big-D
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Don't get it twisted though- I'd still hit it!!! She's got that Easy-Skanky-Angelina Jolie thing going on... Wouldn't pass on taking that a few laps around the track, no strings attached...
I haven't laid "the smackdown" on a girl in a loooong time... When you get married, you can't "beat it up" like you used to anymore; you have to tone it down after year 1 and only "make love".
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Speaking of side-booty though; I still get offers periodically. Just the other day I was getting everyone's needs for office supplies so I could place a bulk order. I asked this one girl on my team if she needed anything. She responded- "What I need from you, doesn't come from Office Depot."
There was a brief pause, as we looked at each other; then we both laughed... I went ahead about my business...
Maybe she was just yanking my ding-ding, I don't know. Maybe she meant a new car- who knows... I've known her a year now, and she's never made any open-ended gestures like that.
She doesn't know me like she thinks she does. She's cute, well-dressed, her hair is always on-point, and she's sexy too- she'll mess around and find herself folded up on the back seat of that SuperCrew, feet pressed against the roof, getting her spine-realigned.
See- I'm skanky too... I will get down in broad daylight, in the parking lot. Can't go to a hotel- not with online banking, and credit card statements... Not unless she pays- but, she's married too...
Well, it's not gonna happen- I won't let it... But, I thought I'd share. Seven or eight years ago, it wasn't uncommon for me to get hit on by the ladies with my 50" shoulders, and 34" waist, and my Army-conditioned physique.
Since the waist is catching up with the shoulders, those "opportunities" have fallen off sharply; so now-a-days, I take note when they happen!
Let's all run out and have our city & area code tatted on our asses, or- backs. Where is the Bomb-Booty though? Don't mention booty, then don't show it!
Big-D
972
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Don't get it twisted though- I'd still hit it!!! She's got that Easy-Skanky-Angelina Jolie thing going on... Wouldn't pass on taking that a few laps around the track, no strings attached...
I haven't laid "the smackdown" on a girl in a loooong time... When you get married, you can't "beat it up" like you used to anymore; you have to tone it down after year 1 and only "make love".
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Speaking of side-booty though; I still get offers periodically. Just the other day I was getting everyone's needs for office supplies so I could place a bulk order. I asked this one girl on my team if she needed anything. She responded- "What I need from you, doesn't come from Office Depot."
There was a brief pause, as we looked at each other; then we both laughed... I went ahead about my business...
Maybe she was just yanking my ding-ding, I don't know. Maybe she meant a new car- who knows... I've known her a year now, and she's never made any open-ended gestures like that.
She doesn't know me like she thinks she does. She's cute, well-dressed, her hair is always on-point, and she's sexy too- she'll mess around and find herself folded up on the back seat of that SuperCrew, feet pressed against the roof, getting her spine-realigned.
See- I'm skanky too... I will get down in broad daylight, in the parking lot. Can't go to a hotel- not with online banking, and credit card statements... Not unless she pays- but, she's married too...
Well, it's not gonna happen- I won't let it... But, I thought I'd share. Seven or eight years ago, it wasn't uncommon for me to get hit on by the ladies with my 50" shoulders, and 34" waist, and my Army-conditioned physique.
Since the waist is catching up with the shoulders, those "opportunities" have fallen off sharply; so now-a-days, I take note when they happen!
Last edited by cia-agent; 10-20-2005 at 01:03 AM.