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Old 10-19-2005, 07:27 PM
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Sheeeyyyyyiiiiit! I'd hit it.

She might be a little skanky, but- I like skank..
I'd have on a goodyear condom though... She looks like she's been ran-through.



I'd hit that so hard, she'd get out of my bed with whip-lash, and both piercings will have fallen out.


Man-***** has spoken.
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:30 PM
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Dudes and dudette,
That's just so you know where to kick her **** out at!

I've done worse.. but tequila was always involved. That's the devils drink I tell you the devils drink!!! Hells own nector, bottled with a worm! Helping skanky, nasty, ugly women get pregnant to collect more welfare and child support for the past 100 years.


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mom?
That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:52 PM
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I bet that skank has more diseases than the outbreak monkey, what happens if she moves??

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That tattoo has a purpose..... When they find her face down in the gutter
they will know where to send her.


Glad she ain't my mom.

Hell i would rather see my sister drive a honda that looking like that woe begotten girl.


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Originally Posted by 04 RED LARIAT
Racerchick68..........Just to make sure. Your a lady and you like ladys.
Yes, but my experience is limited. And being that I'm married, to a man, I guess I'm done playing But that doesn't mean I can't still look, right?
 
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Old 10-19-2005, 09:01 PM
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I wouldn't hit it.

... even with a bottle of hypnotic and hennesy in me.
 
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no thank you



...zap!
 
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Originally Posted by Racerchick68
Yes, but my experience is limited. And being that I'm married, to a man, I guess I'm done playing
I don't know many if any men, gentlemen, or guys who would object as long as
1. They get a say in who the partner is!
2. They atleast get to watch!

 
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Looks like she almost smiled for her mug shot when booked out of the drunk tank in the morning. Pretty nasty.
 
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I find this thread very ODD.
 
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Originally Posted by lovetrucks
I find this thread very ODD.
Why is that?
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:02 AM
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Why is that?
Actually I agree with the guys. Don't understand RacerChick
 
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Actually I agree with the guys. Don't understand RacerChick

Maybe a hands on approach????
 
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Ewwuh, glassy eyes, looks like druggie thug girl. The expression on her face is priceless, whew! :santa: ,,,,98

If you do date her, carry cash and leave the credit cards at home. LOL!
 
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:56 AM
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That's some serious town-reppin' right there..

Let's all run out and have our city & area code tatted on our asses, or- backs. Where is the Bomb-Booty though? Don't mention booty, then don't show it!

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Don't get it twisted though- I'd still hit it!!! She's got that Easy-Skanky-Angelina Jolie thing going on... Wouldn't pass on taking that a few laps around the track, no strings attached...

I haven't laid "the smackdown" on a girl in a loooong time... When you get married, you can't "beat it up" like you used to anymore; you have to tone it down after year 1 and only "make love".

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Speaking of side-booty though; I still get offers periodically. Just the other day I was getting everyone's needs for office supplies so I could place a bulk order. I asked this one girl on my team if she needed anything. She responded- "What I need from you, doesn't come from Office Depot."

There was a brief pause, as we looked at each other; then we both laughed... I went ahead about my business...

Maybe she was just yanking my ding-ding, I don't know. Maybe she meant a new car- who knows... I've known her a year now, and she's never made any open-ended gestures like that.

She doesn't know me like she thinks she does. She's cute, well-dressed, her hair is always on-point, and she's sexy too- she'll mess around and find herself folded up on the back seat of that SuperCrew, feet pressed against the roof, getting her spine-realigned.

See- I'm skanky too... I will get down in broad daylight, in the parking lot. Can't go to a hotel- not with online banking, and credit card statements... Not unless she pays- but, she's married too...


Well, it's not gonna happen- I won't let it... But, I thought I'd share. Seven or eight years ago, it wasn't uncommon for me to get hit on by the ladies with my 50" shoulders, and 34" waist, and my Army-conditioned physique.

Since the waist is catching up with the shoulders, those "opportunities" have fallen off sharply; so now-a-days, I take note when they happen!
 

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