What's your preference in women?
Blonde, sweaty, slutty party girls like Debra Harry and Jennifer Nettles.
I want to hook up with them on Friday night, party all weekend, and boot them out before I leave for work Monday morning.
I want to hook up with them on Friday night, party all weekend, and boot them out before I leave for work Monday morning.
Originally Posted by zoo crew
hmm, Mustn't be cuter than me. Can't have bigger ***** or be in better shape... Must make me look good. If there's a manwich, I need to be the alpha female! 

Damn Zoo!
Now, that's the kind of stuff I like to hear! LOL
Originally Posted by ddellwo
Well I'm a guy, so I think all chicks dig me! 

yeah- I thought Leann; I mean Lovetrucks was kinda hard on you by saying that, that way...
Besides- you don't need 'they" to be weak in order to score one in that race; you only need "one" to be weak for you...
A touchdown is a touchdown!
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Damn shame with all these different races & cultures, I've only tagged black girls & white girls... I couldda tagged some Korean girls (Which would have notched my belt for a score for Asian girls)- but I was scared to even urinate publicly (outside) in Korea- let alone do any "deep-sea diving"...
They have some crazy VD over there... They showed us a presentation- dude had something that looked like cauliflower growing on his Johnson's forehead...
Whatever that was- I wasn't about to chance getting that disease... My roommate plunged away in some though- sounded like he was having fun... My wife's barracks was 300 feet from mine, so I had no reason to sample to "economy" cuisine...
Originally Posted by cia-agent
Yeah- my wife asked me that one day- "What attracted you to me? I know I'm not your type..." Imagine trying to answer that in a PC manner... I did.
Personally, I love calves. I don't know what it is about them, but calves in a pair of high heels ranks on the top of my list. Next is a tossup between nice shapely thighs to complete the leg package and long curly hair. Then is a nice ***.
Being a glutton for punishment, I'm attracted to:
1. Italian/Greek women
2. Latin women
3. Black women
In that order, I've noticed those women have the most attitude/personality that will make any unsuspecting man run away in fear from the verbal abuse they receive when they do something wrong, but the passion in those women is equal to their wrath.
Originally Posted by captainoblivious
Personally, I love calves. I don't know what it is about them, but calves in a pair of high heels ranks on the top of my list.
LOCK UP YER LIVESTOCK!!!
making sure there not STUPID
if they are then your in for it
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...never make a pretty woman your wife ..from my personal point of view get a ugly girl to marry you"
"man your wife is uglyyyyy"
"yeah but she sure can cook"
anyone remember this song?
lol
mrs zap is niether ugly or pretty
she's just there
never any make-up
hmmmmm
...zap!
but i love her anyway
if they are then your in for it
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...never make a pretty woman your wife ..from my personal point of view get a ugly girl to marry you"
"man your wife is uglyyyyy"
"yeah but she sure can cook"
anyone remember this song?
lol
mrs zap is niether ugly or pretty
she's just there
never any make-up
hmmmmm
...zap!
but i love her anyway
Just went through this thread.
Some of this is so Wrong.
But funny and sometimes true none the less.
Perfect one would be one that is into me as much as I am into her.
Looks, heck that is what the lightswitch is for, or the pillow, just don't press to hard with the latter.
Some of this is so Wrong.
But funny and sometimes true none the less.
Perfect one would be one that is into me as much as I am into her.
Looks, heck that is what the lightswitch is for, or the pillow, just don't press to hard with the latter.




