Sorry if y'all have heard this one but I just got it in an e-mail and I thought it was hilarious!!

Oh, and, no offense to anyone from Arkansas.

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Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few
copies of the WINDOWS 2005 Arkansas EDITION may have
accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of
Arkansas.

If you have one of these, you may need help
understanding the commands. The Arkansas EDITION may
be
recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads:
WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of
Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack
Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN Arkansas EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset..............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find...............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back...............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents..... .stuff ah done did

Also note that the Arkansas EDITION does not recognize

capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs
that are exclusive to WINDERS 2005:

Tiperiter............a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers.......................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have
caused If you received a copy of the Arkansas EDITION,
you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement
version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates

 

I've heard of this as "Winders Redneck Edition"

or

"Winders Bubba Edition"

but it's always a good one!

(Dzervit . . . don't yell repost. Rose was away for a while, and besides, she's Rose . . . we love her and she gets a pass).

 

He!! I need that.

 

Thanks for the pass kobi. . .you're so good to me. . .

 

Billy Bob Gates

 

Arkansas EDITION?

 

Not funny... Not funny at all.




















actually... its pretty funny

 

 

Yep, it's funny.

 

That was probably the version that guy was using last week when he did the post about his daughter wrecking the Mountineer. Some guys gave him he!! but it may have just been his software.