Hi Matt -

Just wanted to make sure - just in case you missed it -

I finally responded to your TP crisis. ( in JAK™)

Sorry it took so long.

Hope all works out.

K-

 

Yea I seen it.
I just couldn't think of a humerous way to respond immediatly...
I enjoyed yours though.
If JAK™ dosen't pick up then I'll come up with something to respond before it falls to far back on the boards. I'll try to help keep it alive.

 

WTF are you 2 talking about


BREW

 

The "Just ask Kobi™ . . ." thread

Start with post #315...

 

Matt is in the middle of a serious delima, one that involves family issues and is centered around one of the most pressing issues of our time, an issue that has plauged society for many, many years. He asked me for some advice with regard to this issue in the Just Ask Kobi™ thread.

Unfortunately, I was occupied with some other things and did not respond to his questions in a timely manner.

When I came upon his post, I responded immediately. Matt usually comments on anything I write. This time, he did not. This led me to believe that maybe he did not see my response . . . (which I attributed to my slowness in responding . . .)

Because of how important this issue was I wanted to make sure that he saw my response . . . IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!

Thankfully, he did see it. Now we can only wait and hope that all works itself out and that peace is restored to his family.

k-

 

Yes I am working on the situation.. I am currently working out a few plans for the proper tact to use to generate a desirable outcome from the circumstances at hand.

Err... well... maybe "at hand" isn't the best phrase to use in this scenario...

 

Dude . . . real men don't need no stikin' toilet paper !!!!!!

Maybe that's the answer to your problem. Just toss the roll in the trash and have none in there.

ETA . . . by the way, if we ever meet, I'm not shaking your hand.

:santa:

 

 

My father's best friend of over 40 years always jokes around about how to wipe with just one square of toilet paper. "You just stick your finger through the middle of the paper, wipe, and then pull the paper off your finger, wiping off your finger as you remove the paper. "

It's enough to make everybody squirm a little.

 

My only sound advice I can ever give to any one..

Which is that everyone should always remember these 5 letters..

ACYTP (Always Check Your Toilet Paper)!

 

OK...you guys got issues


Oh, and Matt.....its over the top and when your done you should fold each side in at an angle so to make a point with the first piece of paper.

Have you no military training soldier!!


BREW

 

OK.... That sounds a little to Martha Stewart to me...