Black Widows
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Your husband is cool.
I'll tell him you said so!
Originally Posted by vader716
You know the parrallels to humans are uncanny.
First women live longer (ya'll drive us to the grave early with the naggy and honey-do lists...we die to get some rest)
"they usually grow larger"
Ain't that the truth...but I'm not saying any more my wife my read this.
Oh yea and women get us wrapped up in the webs they weave, trap us and then suck us dry until we are dead....yep
women = spiders
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First women live longer (ya'll drive us to the grave early with the naggy and honey-do lists...we die to get some rest)
"they usually grow larger"
Ain't that the truth...but I'm not saying any more my wife my read this.
Oh yea and women get us wrapped up in the webs they weave, trap us and then suck us dry until we are dead....yep
women = spiders
(Note: I reserve the right to edit this post in the future should my wife browse the site with me)
You guys always complain about the nagging and all but somehow men keep getting married! Weird. 
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From: Pikesville, MD
Originally Posted by wild-mtn-rose
Hmmm...trap you and suck you dry...I never realized you could trap the willing!! You guys always complain about the nagging and all but somehow men keep getting married! Weird.
You guys always complain about the nagging and all but somehow men keep getting married! Weird. I never said we were smart. Ya'll have what we need/want/gotta have. Sure I give up my freedom, my hearing, my paycheck, longevity of life....but I guess it is worth what I get in trade...
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Oh and how about this:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...447559,00.html
SPIDER IN WOMAN'S EAR
A woman went to her doctor complaining of headaches - and was told there was a spider living her ear.
The arachnid had even spun a web in the woman's ear canal during its brief stay.
The 33-year-old, from Athens, felt a sharp pain in her ear while out riding a motorbike.
Perfect temperature
She went to her doctor who after a brief examination broke the astonishing news, Greek television station Private Star reported.
Dr Evangelos Gollas said: "When I examined the patient, I was surprised to find a spider's web and then, I saw there was movement.
"The spider found itself in her ear, and because the temperature is ideal there, it stayed."
The woman did not need to surgery to remove the spider and was not injured.
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...447559,00.html
SPIDER IN WOMAN'S EAR
A woman went to her doctor complaining of headaches - and was told there was a spider living her ear.
The arachnid had even spun a web in the woman's ear canal during its brief stay.
The 33-year-old, from Athens, felt a sharp pain in her ear while out riding a motorbike.
Perfect temperature
She went to her doctor who after a brief examination broke the astonishing news, Greek television station Private Star reported.
Dr Evangelos Gollas said: "When I examined the patient, I was surprised to find a spider's web and then, I saw there was movement.
"The spider found itself in her ear, and because the temperature is ideal there, it stayed."
The woman did not need to surgery to remove the spider and was not injured.
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From: Somewhere near the back of beyond
Originally Posted by vader716
I never said we were smart. Ya'll have what we need/want/gotta have. Sure I give up my freedom, my hearing, my paycheck, longevity of life....but I guess it is worth what I get in trade...
Suckers!! 