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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 10:22 PM
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From milfmobile to momobile

Said good bye to the 'stang today. It's always acted weird & I got a wild hair
So,
I went from this.....

To this.........









It's actually pretty cool on the inside.... a few pics in the gallery....maxxed out & drives smooth... and of course, much better mpg!!!

I just feel sooo much older driving it vs. the mustang.....
 
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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 10:31 PM
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Well, at least you can say you've owned a sports car, unlike some of us..



I like teh freestyle too... I guess that means I'm finally domesticated & housebroken.
 
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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by zoo crew
Said good bye to the 'stang today. It's always acted weird & I got a wild hair
So,
I went from this.....

To this.........









It's actually pretty cool on the inside.... a few pics in the gallery....maxxed out & drives smooth... and of course, much better mpg!!!

I just feel sooo much older driving it vs. the mustang.....
HAHA
You got a station wagon!

Are you going to put wood paneling down the side too? HEHE

J/K you...

Even though it is a station wagon it'd probably kick my Tran-Am's A$$! er maybe... LOL

Edited to add:
BTW Your stilla milf no matter what you drive... That just happens to be a station wagon now...
 

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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
BTW Your stilla milf no matter what you drive... That just happens to be a station wagon now...
I was thinking the same thing....

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF (Sorry, I just watched American Pie.... Oooh, Stickler's Mom...)
 
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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
HAHA
You got a station wagon!

Are you going to put wood paneling down the side too? HEHE

J/K you...

Even though it is a station wagon it'd probably kick my Tran-Am's A$$! er maybe... LOL

Edited to add:
BTW Your stilla milf no matter what you drive... That just happens to be a station wagon now...


You HAD to say stationwagon huh??!!! I oughta kick your a$$.... c'mon I thought minivan sounded bad, but you had to say wagon... grrrr...

it's 'technically' <in haughty, snobby, cityb!tch voice> a crossover!

CIA- If I knew how to double quote.... I love American pie.... I secretly want to be like stifler's mom @@
 
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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by zoo crew
You HAD to say stationwagon huh??!!! I oughta kick your a$$.... snip...
You do know I'd like it though... right? LOL

Originally Posted by zoocrew
it's 'technically' <in haughty, snobby, cityb!tch voice> a crossover!
OK LOL

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CIA- If I knew how to double quote.... I love American pie....
I've been watching all three this weekend they are playing periodically on Cinemax. I LMAO everytime I see them!

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I secretly want to be like stifler's mom @@
I can play the school boy that would put knock you off your feet!
 
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Old Sep 4, 2005 | 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
You do know I'd like it though... right? LOL



OK LOL



I've been watching all three this weekend they are playing periodically on Cinemax. I LMAO everytime I see them!



I can play the school boy that would put knock you off your feet!

Hmmmm... now I'm thinking school boy & hearing 'hot for teacher' in my head.

and ALL the seats fold flat... throw in a not so kid friendly dvd & ta-dah! Needless to say, I will never let any of the boyz take this vehicle out for a date.

seats that fold to bed-like & a dvd that 'could' play p0rn ACK!!
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by zoo crew
Hmmmm... now I'm thinking school boy & hearing 'hot for teacher' in my head.

and ALL the seats fold flat... throw in a not so kid friendly dvd & ta-dah! Needless to say, I will never let any of the boyz take this vehicle out for a date.

seats that fold to bed-like & a dvd that 'could' play p0rn ACK!!
Teen-aged to 23 year-old males don't need seats that fold flat- just a back seat...

Where there's a will there's a way. In my high school days, my girl & I got busy in a Ford Escort hatchback.

As a "young man" when I went back to AIT (what was I thinking; 16-17 weeks of drill SGT BS again?! What fun!!) I met this slim-good body 19 year old Private when I was a 22 year old Specialist. I had a Chevy Cavalier 2-door. I'm 6'1" (6'2- 6'3" with boots on) and she was at least 5'9, 5'10. We'd gone to the club that night "Saints" in Augusta, GA and when we got back- she wasn't ready to go into the barracks yet. Well, we had the windows steamed up pretty good (fondling/foreplay/you know the deal) when I heard the tell tale sign of a good time approaching. (Zipper coming down)

I was a little nervous because one of my prior service/E-4 buddies had gotten an article 15 for boning in the parking lot, but didn't lose rank- just extra duty. No way could I have gotten her into my barracks room unseen, even though it was 2:00 AM; plus the doors to the rooms didn't lock. I was too cheap to drive back to Augusta and try for a hotel (And if you've ever been to Augusta nearing Master's time; it's impossible to get a hotel.)

So, back on task- I hear the zipper. z-z-z-z-z-z-zip... I said' "Right here?" She said "Right here, and right now." We crawled over into the back seats. I put the "sun deflector" in the windshield, and I had tint and steam everywhere else. They made it policy that all soldiers carry a Q-tip (To clean the ***** outta our ears) a quarter (To call the unit if we ever got in trouble) and a condom (In case we ever got lucky; females too) so we both had a condom on us.

She was pretty limber, as was I for a big guy.. The Cavalier may have been a POS in every other way- but that sucker had some good shock absorbers...

I was in the zone that night. I had broke a sweat on ol' girl, sweating like I was taking a PT test or something, she was too- and that just made it better) We pounded away at each other until a car pulled up and stopped at the back of my car. We paused, but didn't move (read between the lines). It was the GD MP's (I could hear their radios. Out came the flashlight. I'm thinking "Damn; my first article 15; I hope I don't lose my stripes"...

Still "inside", and undaunted (if you know what I mean) we waited. He/She walked away from the car, got in their car- and drove away. After about 30 seconds passed- we recommenced...

That would have been truly embarrassing because she was buck-naked, and all I had on were my socks. Can you imagine if the MP's had tapped on the glass and said "Come on outta there!"

(I told yall I had a bunch of stories)

Anyhoo, the point is- where there's a will, there's a way. The flat folding seats, and the DVD only make it a tad more comfortable...

I got so much @$$ in that Cavalier... I shouldda kept that car for a memento...
 

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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 12:13 AM
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Hmmmm... now I'm thinking school boy & hearing 'hot for teacher' in my head.

and ALL the seats fold flat... throw in a not so kid friendly dvd & ta-dah! Needless to say, I will never let any of the boyz take this vehicle out for a date.

seats that fold to bed-like & a dvd that 'could' play p0rn ACK!!
Hmmm... sounds like an interesting curriculum teach...
The best form of tutoring I can think of is to have a hot teacher strip everytime I got a right answer. Then put clothes on if I'm wrong. "Like on Biully Madison!" I could probably even learn rocket science or worse yet History REAL QUICK that way! LOL


I'm starting to kind of like the station wagon now!
I think it needs to be broke in!
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 12:14 AM
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you can do a lot when you move up the front seats.....and Tilt stearing can hold her in place.....
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
...snip......Teen-aged to 23 year-old males don't need seats that fold flat- just a back seat...

Where there's a will there's a way. In my high school days, my girl & I got busy in a Ford Escort hatchback. ...


oh so true... something extra h-o-t about being busy in a vehicle.. all time favorite an old chebby regular cab w/ bench seat!!!!
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Teen-aged to 23 year-old males don't need seats that fold flat- just a back seat...
All I needed was a passenger seat that reclined - I just had to remember to clean the footprints off of the inside of the windshield...
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Teen-aged to 23 year-old males don't need seats that fold flat- just a back seat...

Where there's a will there's a way. In my high school days, my girl & I got busy in a Ford Escort hatchback.
...snip...
Pshh, Try it in a 76 VW Beatle!
Almost as hard as the 85 Chevett one girl had.

Her Beattle was fun so we had taken it out several times, the Chevett was a diff girl months later. It was not fun, but my 69 F100 was in the shop so it was either we took hers out... or she came and hung out at the shop while I worked on mine.
So we took hers out that night!
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 10:24 PM
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Ok Zoo,

Why isn't the new ride black? I thought all your rides had to be black?

By the way, me and the wife "got busy" in my old 69Mach once. Even with the fold down back seat that it had, it was pretty uncomfortable.

We've got busy alot of cars since, but the Lincoln TownCar, Cartier edition was by far the nicest. Of course, the bed of the truck with an air mattress parked on a mountain in the middle of fall colored Aspen trees is great too! The fall temperature is just right to get busy for hours without overheating.

I love this time of year!
 
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Old Sep 5, 2005 | 10:36 PM
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Back seat of the 04 supercab is a little cramped.
 
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