Monday Joke
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Monday Joke
A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Arkansas jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Razorback fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Arkansas jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Arkansas fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Arkansas Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Arkansas fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
To which the son replies, "I've only been a Arkansas fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Arkansas jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Arkansas fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Arkansas Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Arkansas fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
To which the son replies, "I've only been a Arkansas fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards."
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A little rewrite:
A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Florida jersey and says to his older brother, "I've decided to become a Gator fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big brother is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Florida jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Florida fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Florida Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Florida fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Jeb, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
To which the son replies, "I've only been a Florida fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards."
A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Florida jersey and says to his older brother, "I've decided to become a Gator fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big brother is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".
Off goes the little lad with the Florida jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Florida fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Florida Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Florida fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
The father turns to his son and says "Jeb, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
To which the son replies, "I've only been a Florida fan for an hour and I already hate you Texas bastards."
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From: Arkansas
Theres this guy that owns a ranch in Texas and he's out one morning checking on everything and as he walks around he hears a noise, He cant figure out what the noise is coming from so he walks around some more and he see a cow and as he gets closer to it the noise gets louder. The guy is standing right next to the cow and he's looking all over the place trying to figure out where it's coming from, then all of a sudden he recognized the music, It was the Texas Fight song. Now he's freakin out and as he searches the cow and he finds that the noise is coming from the cows a$$ hole. He decides to take the vet, so he loads up the cow and takes it to the vet. As the vet is looking it over the guy says " you here it dont you"., and the vet says "yes, I hear it". The guy says well, isnt this unusuall and the vet looks at the guy and says " No, I graduated from the university of Arkansas and I've Heard *******s sing the Texas fight song all my life" 