What's up wit this Chavez Guy
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From: Your moms house
Originally Posted by c0ckac0la
Now I have to know---if the man who the story is about says that, then it has to be good!
Do a search for:
Just kicked the hell out of a guy....
...enjoy.
*sigh*
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From: 33.02N / 96.66W
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) -- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told thousands of visiting students that if U.S. forces were to invade the South American country, they would be soundly defeated.
Has this muthafocker been asleep for the last 64 years? There isn't a country in South America that would have a chance against The 1st Cavalry Division, let alone the US Armed Forces. Collectively, all we'd need is 1 aircraft carrier, 1 division, and 2 Air Force wings to render all of South America a US Territory.
I wish Venezuela would start some *****; I'd get my fat-@$$ on a diet, lose 60 lbs, and help the US put our foot in their @$$. The only thing that would stop us from whipping their ***** in less than 2 weeks, are the mountains. But, mountains are just as treacherous for them as they are for us. Especially with 2,000 lb crowd pleasers, courtesy of "The B-52's" raining down on you 24 x 7.
I'm sure the U.S. is looked at like this, by many countries. Yes, we have kicked more ***, and consequently killed more people than any other nation. But we've also done more to help than any other country as well- often coming to the aid of those who can't protect themselves.
Yes we're hated; but we're also respected- and that's why no "nation" will move against us- they have to resort to terrorism because no other "nation" has the power to eliminate our entire way of life (Aside from Russia~ and that may be questionable) without certain death to their own.
So, I won't sleep any less after reading this... Militarily, when it's your country versus the US> Sux to be you....
We'd do Venezuela like President Reagan did Libya in 1984. B!thslap them, holding the "sh" sound as the backhand travels through the air, then completing the phrase as the connection is made.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhutthefockup.
Last edited by cia-agent; Aug 9, 2005 at 05:59 PM.
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
cia, I do believe you are wrong in one of your points, I' quite sure that most countries kill their own people more than we've killed anyone. There is Darfor, Iraq, Niger(maybe?)...We've killed like 3,000? (IIRC) innocent people in Iraq, the others that weren't 'innocent', who cares how many, they're dead now. I'm not condoning the deaths of innocent people, but most countries kill their own people in larger numbers than that
Or inflicting on others in war.
Japan killed well over 10 million Chinese during WW2. Stalin probably killed at least 10 million of his people.
One point CIA is missing... the US still has a friend in Britain. Bring them along too. Im sure they still remember Argentina pissing them off over the Falkland Islands.
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From: NH
DAMN!!!!
I have to agree with cia-agent once again…
Yep, any and all other countries with any brains know they have NO chance at ever taking on and winning against America. Screw using aircraft carriers or jets I think its time to test some aging nukes we have laying around…
Now team us up with Britain and other countries simply **** their pants, freaken little wussbags…
I have to agree with cia-agent once again…
Yep, any and all other countries with any brains know they have NO chance at ever taking on and winning against America. Screw using aircraft carriers or jets I think its time to test some aging nukes we have laying around…
Now team us up with Britain and other countries simply **** their pants, freaken little wussbags…