Tonights Funny!!
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From: south western NYS Latitude: 42.34 N, Longitude: 78.46 W
Tonights Funny!!
Private moment
A doctor told raoul that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer during the act.
Raoul decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day
thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but
that
was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his F-150
over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
**********.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm,
he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes
shut and replied, "What?"
A voice said, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
Raoul replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
"Well", said the cop, "you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago."
A doctor told raoul that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer during the act.
Raoul decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day
thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but
that
was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his F-150
over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
**********.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm,
he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes
shut and replied, "What?"
A voice said, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
Raoul replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
"Well", said the cop, "you might as well check your brakes too while
you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago."
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From: the moral high ground
Originally Posted by buckdropper
...Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his F-150 over on the side of the highway....
I can drive with one hand with the best of 'em.
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From: somewhere east of west.
Originally Posted by Raoul
It's a damn lie!
I can drive with one hand with the best of 'em.
I can drive with one hand with the best of 'em.
If he said it, it must be true .....
