Glad to hear it.

 

I've already used and abused Jamz. I need fresh meat. Can't use FarmerDcup since he's about as witty as my sack.

 

You could probably use his woman...one could assume that he is trying to "sell" her since all he seems to do is post photos of her on the net....course....it could be his sister....in which case, if you got her pregnant you would have to deal with him on a more personal level than trivial shots via the keyboard...

 

Actually you are pretty quick witted and funny... with a twisted view of the world... I think we should go at it for awhile. Could be fun. I'll start. You suck.

 

Is that an invitation or are you offering?

 

I said "You suck". That's a command.

 

Oh....I never paid attention to the grammar part of english class...I was too busy arguing with my other personalities over whether the teacher was wearing normal undies a thong or nothing...

 

Son, we live in a world that needs humor, and those posts need to be written by people who can write them.. Who's gonna do it, you? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for context and you curse thread drift. You have that luxury; you have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That thread drifts, while tragic, were probably the result of poor subject selection, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you...helps make this Forum run! You don't want the truth because deep down in threads you don't talk about; my girlfriend pretty?: ...my truck pretty?, you WANT me in that thread; you NEED me in that thread! I use words like Cyclops, Flatulence and Goats' Milk.... I use these words as the backbone of a life spent supporting members; I use them as a punch line! I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a person who gets increased views for his thread with the very replies I provide, AND THEN QUESTIONS THE MANNER IN WHICH I PROVIDE IT! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way; otherwise I suggest you write your own replies. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

 

dad??....dad is that you???....

 

Lying hooker. I don't get soft, I just laugh along...it's fun. Actually, I find your posts right up there with dzervit, Raoul, and Kobi's post.

All you "*** clowns" crack me up. That's the only reason I've stayed for so long.

I only have a problem with 1 (ONE) person on this site, and that's l-menace. (Damn liberal hippies)





*wstahlm80, my sig says it all

 

Hey D, might you just be a little jealous cause he did a pretty fair job filling in for you during you absence? Huh? Now he was not you be any means, but he did a fair imitation.

 

F*ck Stick (ur fav).......

 

 

Nah, I never really read any of this stuff while I was gone to make me jealous... I just happen to think he's got a sharp wit and would be fun to harass since he could fight back with some great comebacks. The only folks I'm jealous of are the mods as they can ban people at will. And modify their posts... I'd change all of d-cups posts to "I like to toss jamzwaynze salad" or something like that....

 

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