those are too funny.

 

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies...=0&imgdir=love Have fun! Just highlight and post as image..

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/misc.php?do=showsmilies

 

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies...tongue0007.gif

 

sick --- I like it!!



oops, did i type that

 

 

I'm just mad that I started late... (22)
Had I known it wasn't that bad, I'd have turned out a few more....


I knew a few I'd like to revisit for sure...

 

hmmm can't think of a reply that wouldn't be banned <evil laugh>

 

BTT

I just need to talk about this a minute. We go to church with this girl that is about 18 and on a 1-10 scale I'd give her about an 8. Some nice tig o bitties. Anyways, I always catch her staring at me and smiling. She'll catch my lovely wife of 2 months looking away and give me this little smile that would make any red blooded 25 year old man like myself turn red. So anyway, I was at church by myself on Tuesday (revival) because the wife was at school for open house (she's a teacher). I was sitting on the back row and this young lady was 2 rows in front of me. It came to the end of the service and she stood up and her low rise jeans went WAAAAYY below the line of demarcation. I'm talkin, I saw 2/3 of her backside, thong and all. I assumed it was by accident, I hope so. There were other people back there, but I guess nobody noticed. She gave me a little glance after she pulled them up very very fast and no more was said. Well last night we were sitting there and the wife looked away and she winked at me! and gave me this same little half grin. I said to her "I aint sayin nuthin" She kept doing it!! It was kinda like looking at the sun. I'd look for a second and then look away. I've seen this grin before on girls. This doesn't happen by accident. It's the grin a girl gives before she's ready to ride the bolony pony. And this was in church! The same church I've attended my whole life.

Now, I would NEVER cheat on my wife. No chance. I love her too much, and she worries all the time because her Dad and Grandpa both cheated on their wives. But good greif, this stuff never did happen when I was a single guy! I think the little girl is probably attracted to the older married man. We've probably all seen that before. But good greif, in church?? I guess it's good to know I still got it?

 

Ok but what was the sermon about?

 

Guess I know where I'm headed Sunday morn

 

You'd be suprised!

 

I pulled my first fiancee' out of church...

She was so freaking beautiful, and well-built that I didn't feel like I deserved her...

I ended up saying something stupid a year or so later, and that ended our engagement. Then, it reheated but I'd broken up with one girl to be with her before; I was gun shy about doing that again. I had a new girl when she tried to get me back that Christmas- but I wouldn't give her a second chance...

On the Saffir-Simpson scale, she was a Category 5 hottie...
On the Fujita scale, she was an F-6
On the Richter scale, she was a 9.4

She just wasn't coming with it- like I wanted her to; and I knew that if I was in the Mojave, BEFORE marriage, that I'd be in the Sahara after we got married.

Girls know what they are doing man. A good friend of mine (associate); his wife is melt-in-your-mouth sexy. She wears the tightest, sexiest clothes you can imagine, with no apparent underwear. They have a massive 5,800 square-foot house in Frisco, TX and we went out for a party one night.

She was showing us the house, and yes- I was checking her out, as much as I was the house; but being discreeet about it. She knelt down to get a photo album, and she had on those waist hugger jeans. Well, the top 2/3rds of her butt slid ever so teasingly out, she had not a lick of draws on... I'm sure my wife saw this too- no way she could have missed it...

Man, my heart skipped at least three beats... (It doesn't take much to get us old guys fired up)

Thank GOD for letting someone invent those jeans...
I've seen more extra-curicular rump cleavage by accident this year, than I have in the previous 35 put together.

 

me and my girlfriend were eating at Olive Garden the other day when she goes "oh my god, look". So I turn around and there is this little hottie blonde with half her butt sticking out, AWESOME!! so me being the guy continue to stare, when she goes "stop staring", I said "you gave me permission by pointing it out to me and besides she wants me to look, I can feel it" GF wasnt happy, but later that night I made it up to her..heh heh heh...thinking about the blonde booty

 

Can you please, please explain the allure in rump cleavage. I mean, I love my low-riders & super lows, but I try really hard (most times) to be careful when I sit or bend for that very reason.
And it's not cause they don't look good on me or anything like that...they are usu 6 or 8's, I'm not anorexic by any means nor too meaty

but I'd be more embarassed than anything....I wouldn't think of it as sexy.... yet this thread seems to think........ can you try to explain ?? tks

 

well i don't get it either

i dont care for a bubble ***


come to think of it


hmmmmmm


no

...zap!