Just my luck...I need immediate help from the SFWC and it's delayed because of restructuring. Why do these things always happen to me??? Now I gotta go out and stock up on batteries and purchase a massaging shower head while I wait for customer service to get back online. Delays, delays...

I tried the 1-888-HARDUP, I got was some 95 year old pervert, breathing heavy into the phone. It sounded like he'd lost his false teeth and I think he was having a heart attack. You really should think about hiring a few younger operators to please your lady friends!! Oh and get that man a doctor!!

 

We deeply apologize, we are doing the best that we can do on our current budget...

Our operator Bill isn't 95 he is 93 and he's not a pervert he'd be a dirty old man if anything. He was only breathing heavy because he was out of breath from picking up the phone. But let me tell you... Back in the day, he was a stud! Once he catches his breath he still knows how to talk ot the ladies and find out what your deepest desires are. Then he relays that info to us so we can send the proper man for the job.

The "Show ME" (hint hint) camp is open for primitive campers or RV's. zoocrew if you'll swing down here on your way to MD, bring a tent then we'll "SHOW YOU" (wink wink) what we can do to relieve the frustration.

Since time will be an issue for you zoocrew then nix the tent and we'll give you some time in the massage tent (wink wink) with our maseause 19yo Greg.


Karen your welcome here anytime and as long as you need or want to stay.

Best Regards,
PSS-Mag (AKA The MAN Pimp for frustrated women)
President/Founder SFWC Coop

 

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Ooooh, I suddenly feel the need for a massage-by-Greg!! My sincere thanks for the invite to come to camp and stay as long as I need to. I think I'll take an RV spot as I may have need of an extended stay. Please send Mapquest directions to the "Show Me" (hint, hint) camp and I'll run right over and "SHOW YOU" (wink, wink) how frustrated I am!!

So very sorry for my rude comments about your ever faithful Bill. I'm sure he was quite the stud in his day but 93!! I've been told, by people "in the know", that I require a 21 year old...93 just ain't gonna cut it. No offence to Bill.

ciao
~SFW Karen~

 

last night was something else!!!

















now we'll see how much of a "camel" mrs zap is











i say it'll be another 3 weeks













...zap!

 

Hey Zap, that needed to go on that other thread, "when was the last time".

 

I've been in MD for over a year... I am now on a hiatus to North Carolina until Thanksgiving.

After one day all I can say is. Yuck, hot & humid.....


PSS MAG Now why would I need a tent... I have a fine F150 with a nice bed... my EB air mattress fits nicely back there!!! be sure and send Greg to ease my aches & pains from the long drive

 

Well, it isn't like you moved a long way...
Where in NC? Are you in the Triangle?

 

no it's not a LONG way, but far enough.... and a long, long time to be living out of a suitcase/hotel away from family & friends !!!!!

I guess I'm dumb cause I don't know if I'm in the Triangle or not? :o :o

But it's only been one day, maybe things will look better after a few days

 

The Triangle refers to the Raleigh-Durham area.

 

i stand corrected








none the less it was fantastic




...zap!

 

Got it.... So nope, I'm farther south