redoing the girlfriend thread
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From: Somewhere in the EU
Originally Posted by The professor
. . . but seriosly[sic] do any of you city folks know what a boll weevil is . . .
Pick me !!!! (jumping up and down, waving hand anxiously).
Not only do I know what a boll weevil is,but each year the wife and kids (Nadine, Billy-Bob, Bobbie-Sue, Betty-Ann, and Jimmy-Bub) and I travel to Enterprise, Alabama and celebrate at the Boll Weevil Monument . . .
Seriously . . . there REALLY is a Boll Weevil monument . . . I couldn't possibly make this $h1t up.
Don't believe it? Check it out:
http://www.sanman.net/EDA/Agriculture/BollWeevil.htm
Last edited by kobiashi; Jul 30, 2005 at 03:57 AM.
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From: Little Rock, AR
Originally Posted by The professor
I'm not getting in the argument but seriosly do any of you city folks know what a boll weevil is without searching the net for the answer? I know you guys are just BS'n but there really is a lot more to farming than what you think. Please keep the argument going, it's rather exciting.
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From: ....I could be anywhere....
well i've read thru this thread from the start
farmer...he's not called "dzervit" for nothing...and everything he types to you..you dzervit
dont get jamzwayne's shorts all bunched up or else
lunch will be at rudys
dont get brewdude going or its one final boat ride for you
and thumper will use you as a whoopdee on the motocross track
and i'll get the welder out and things will end up stuck together where they dont belong
racerchick will "stud" your nose
and pssmag will turn you into a "writeoff"
and this thread is not about women any more
see how easy it is to sidetrack?
this is a (ford) TOUGH place here
just roll with the punches and everything will be ok
i think i'll start another "girlfriend" thread
or not
...zap!
farmer...he's not called "dzervit" for nothing...and everything he types to you..you dzervit
dont get jamzwayne's shorts all bunched up or else
lunch will be at rudys
dont get brewdude going or its one final boat ride for you
and thumper will use you as a whoopdee on the motocross track
and i'll get the welder out and things will end up stuck together where they dont belong
racerchick will "stud" your nose
and pssmag will turn you into a "writeoff"
and this thread is not about women any more
see how easy it is to sidetrack?
this is a (ford) TOUGH place here
just roll with the punches and everything will be ok
i think i'll start another "girlfriend" thread
or not
...zap!
Last edited by zapster; Jul 30, 2005 at 09:19 AM.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Originally Posted by The professor
maybe he's a smart plumber that just cant find a job with computers
I was just trying to give farmer44 a little back up since Dzervit was burning him. I promised my self I would stay out of this but it's to tempting
I was just trying to give farmer44 a little back up since Dzervit was burning him. I promised my self I would stay out of this but it's to tempting
But he wouldn't listen so I'll just let D rip him.
Originally Posted by 1969Mach
Wow. This thread is jacked.
Do you all know how a farmer doubles his income????
He puts up a second mailbox!
Do you all know how a farmer doubles his income????
He puts up a second mailbox!
Heck I have atleast 3 mailboxes I've aquired from unkown sources out in the junk barn. (is that another sign of redneckism?)
I'll be back in a little bit. I have to get them up before the mail man runs. Dang I'm so excited... If this works then I might gross 30K this year! LOL :jumps for joy and claps hands:
WAIT!... That doesn't add up... I have one and make 10K [(farm wages go figure) so if I put up another then I make 20K, so they are 10 K each so the 3 + the 1 I have is 10+10+10+10 = $40,000 (farmer math) Wooo doggy. It'll be a good year this year!
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Seriously though...
Before I get raged on the only way I feel I can make fun of any life style is if I am one, and well I am one.
Proad alumni of FFA, I raise beef, pigs, and chickens to eat not sell. Grew up on a dairy farm, and hated the lifestyle and lack of wages per hour invested. So I got out but can't stand the taste of store bought meat now so I grow and butcher my own.
I dont know why you all are paying $100K+ for machinery. There have been atleast 3 farm auction every week here for the last 5-10 years of a farm going out of business. You can get barely used high end equipment of any kind for no more than $30K at these auctions. I mean JD combines, JD 4x4 Cab overs with buckets and ussually an attachment or two, etc, etc.
My best friends dad is the president of MFA feed INC, He deals with almost every farm in the state and surrounding states. I talk to him often and I know how bad it is right now for farmers. We are so dry here this year no one is getting a second yeild of hay and corn crops arent breaking a first yield yet. It's not looking good.
I'd say spend you money wisely and get used equipment if it were me.
Before I get raged on the only way I feel I can make fun of any life style is if I am one, and well I am one.
Proad alumni of FFA, I raise beef, pigs, and chickens to eat not sell. Grew up on a dairy farm, and hated the lifestyle and lack of wages per hour invested. So I got out but can't stand the taste of store bought meat now so I grow and butcher my own.
I dont know why you all are paying $100K+ for machinery. There have been atleast 3 farm auction every week here for the last 5-10 years of a farm going out of business. You can get barely used high end equipment of any kind for no more than $30K at these auctions. I mean JD combines, JD 4x4 Cab overs with buckets and ussually an attachment or two, etc, etc.
My best friends dad is the president of MFA feed INC, He deals with almost every farm in the state and surrounding states. I talk to him often and I know how bad it is right now for farmers. We are so dry here this year no one is getting a second yeild of hay and corn crops arent breaking a first yield yet. It's not looking good.
I'd say spend you money wisely and get used equipment if it were me.
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From: ....I could be anywhere....
Yea I tried to save him the undo grief before it started.... :shakes head:
But he wouldn't listen so I'll just let D rip him.
well its just a matter of time before he "catches on" 
...zap!
But he wouldn't listen so I'll just let D rip him.
well its just a matter of time before he "catches on"
...zap!
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From: LA- Lower Alabama
Originally Posted by kobiashi
Oh !!! Oh !!!! I do !!!! I do !!!
Pick me !!!! (jumping up and down, waving hand anxiously).
Not only do I know what a boll weevil is,but each year the wife and kids (Nadine, Billy-Bob, Bobbie-Sue, Betty-Ann, and Jimmy-Bub) and I travel to Enterprise, Alabama and celebrate at the Boll Weevil Monument . . .
Seriously . . . there REALLY is a Boll Weevil monument . . . I couldn't possibly make this $h1t up.
Don't believe it? Check it out:
http://www.sanman.net/EDA/Agriculture/BollWeevil.htm
Pick me !!!! (jumping up and down, waving hand anxiously).
Not only do I know what a boll weevil is,but each year the wife and kids (Nadine, Billy-Bob, Bobbie-Sue, Betty-Ann, and Jimmy-Bub) and I travel to Enterprise, Alabama and celebrate at the Boll Weevil Monument . . .
Seriously . . . there REALLY is a Boll Weevil monument . . . I couldn't possibly make this $h1t up.
Don't believe it? Check it out:
http://www.sanman.net/EDA/Agriculture/BollWeevil.htm
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From: ....I could be anywhere....
Originally Posted by The professor
Thats weird, in alabama they have a monument of the boll weevil and here in arkansas we have a program to get rid of it 
honor thy rodent
then blast away
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From: LA- Lower Alabama
Originally Posted by The professor
Thats weird, in alabama they have a monument of the boll weevil and here in arkansas we have a program to get rid of it
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From: 34.509°N & 114.326°W
Originally Posted by rltripp
the boll weevils killed all the cotton, but left the peanuts here. Letting the locals discover that peanuts grew better than cotton here, therefore becoming a better cash crop. Low and behold we have the boll weevil monument and the National Peanut Festival
PLEASE!!!