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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 12:51 AM
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i'd like to see u run a farm with your typing skills that apparently make u superior in all aspects of life
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 12:53 AM
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i'd rock workin' a farm. I'd quadruple my staf for $10/day. slave wages rule. its all about the quantity not the quality. insanely high profit margins for as long as i can, then dump the property and leave town loaded. Onto the next land to rape and pillage. i rule.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 12:57 AM
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Hey Dzervit, let's start a farm. Dont forget the government will pay us not to grow if we plan accordingly.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 12:58 AM
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u'd go broke so fast u wouldnt know what hit u- 1 year and u'd be done-if u even had enough money to get started
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 12:59 AM
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This is hilarious. Keep going guys! Im getting a good late night laugh.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 12:59 AM
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the only way u get money from the govt not to grow stuff is if u can pass sh*t land off as an environmental wetland- but first u have to actually have land that u worked your a** off for.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:01 AM
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do any of u "smart" city boys have any idea how much a new tractor or a combine costs now days and how much work u have to do to pay for one?
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:02 AM
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well i am ganna go to bed- cuz i actually do have to work for a living- u guys can just keep on slamming me- i'm used to it even if u dont know what the h*ll u are talkin about


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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:06 AM
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I'm not a city boy, actually I'm a farm boy but a new 9996 John deere 6 row cotton picker cost about 365k and a new tractor will run about 150-170K and a combine will run about 300K.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:09 AM
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well we are a smaller operator- our 9550 combine "only" cost $180,000- but traded in a 9500 for it- so got a good deal- but when the prices arent worth a sh*t it dont really pay off very good- now i am going to bed
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy
Hey Dzervit, let's start a farm. Dont forget the government will pay us not to grow if we plan accordingly.
With our superior city-brainpower we'd be unstoppable in the farming industry. Let's crush those corn-growning hicks.


Sorry Thump, the fun is coming to an end... I have to go rest my huge cranium so I have ample energy to scour the Internet for information absorbtion tomorrow.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:11 AM
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sleep well dzervit
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:15 AM
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I'm not getting in the argument but seriosly do any of you city folks know what a boll weevil is without searching the net for the answer? I know you guys are just BS'n but there really is a lot more to farming than what you think. Please keep the argument going, it's rather exciting.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:23 AM
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No I don't but the same questions can be reversed. I dont expect a plumber to know poop about supercomputers.
 
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Old Jul 30, 2005 | 01:34 AM
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maybe he's a smart plumber that just cant find a job with computers
I was just trying to give farmer44 a little back up since Dzervit was burning him. I promised my self I would stay out of this but it's to tempting
 
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