I’m out in my driveway late last week. It’s 91 degrees, blazing sunshine and the humidity is approaching “cut it with a chain saw” levels. I’ve just finished mowing my lawn, string trimming it with my 2-stroke trimmer and blowing the clippings away with my 2-stroke leaf blower. I’m now waxing my boat so I can go out on the lake and relax with a tall, cold, frosty adult beverage. Yes, I’m soaked with sweat and pretty ornery.

My new neighbor picks this time to come over and introduce himself. After a very brief introduction, he mentions that he just happens to be a member of the Sierra Club and he’s more than a bit concerned with my use of “dirty” 2-stroke engines as they’re polluting the atmosphere and contributing to global warming. What do I do to deserve idiots like this?

So what did I do? Well, since my political correctness scores are only slightly lower than my shoe size, I suggest that he get out of my driveway before I run him over with my 300 HP gas guzzling pickup truck – which will be towing my boat – which is powered by a modified (240 HP) lawn care device - which will be terrorizing Manatees (if I can find one) and burning premium unleaded at totally unacceptable levels. As he’s running away, I also suggest that we discuss my views on gun control next time he’s watching me put weed killer on my lawn.

 

You think someone with half a brain would wait until the second meeting to make an idiot of himself.

 

Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.

Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.

Cartman: I don't hate black people. I hate hippies.

Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.

Cartman: Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

 

 

hahahaaa up here in these parts, all the big ol trucks drive around with "Sierra Club Sucks" decals traversing the back window- silently, but blatently makes a point of their position on the subject.

i love it when one of the trucks pulls up to a light, dripping with chunks of fresh mud, decal on the window; and beside him is a a guy riding his bike with a grean peace shirt on- how perfect is that!

 

Where in Rochester are you at? I just moved into my neighborhood a month ago and I was bumming 2-stroke oil off my neighbor. Whole damn neighborhood is alive with the smell of 2-stroke engines every weekend. I'll bet if you looked hard enough you could find about a dozen ways he's a hypocrite, they usually are.

 

That's some funny chit right thar. Well played sir.

 

why me?

why you?

why not!!!



...zap!

 

I have a new best friend. You handled that really well. I wish I could buy you a beer.



Guess that will have to do.

 

Hope you two don't park near each other at a BBQ place!

 

Fatman,

Beautiful lakeside Charlotte. If you need 2 stroke oil, I have the stuff! I'm assuming my neighbor does not though!

 

Man 2Stroked, I would love to get a neighbor like that. It makes my day to know that I'm irritating a tree hugger.

Next time you see him, let him know that by having his house hooked up to the local utility for power, he's causing some coal burning plant to belch thick black clouds of death into our atmosphere. He need's to go without electricity.

Then let him know that he needs to quit eating, because the methane his butt is producing via flatulence is opening the hole in the ozone.

Also let him know that just by him breathing, he's wasting precious oxygen that normal people with actual thinking skills could be using.

And then there's those pesky Volcanos around the globe that contribute a gazillion times more of the "green house" gasses in one day then all the world's SUV's will contribute in 1000 years.

Oh yeah, and his house probably was built using some type of wood product. Hypocrite.

I'm all for a clean environment, but just the mention of the Sierra Club makes me want to go "Jamzy" on someone, and that is so-not-me.

 

Sierra Club, isn’t that the stupid club Kennedy belongs to? You know, the moron that flies around America in a private jet sucking up tons of fuel to preach to others about fuel conservation?

Sierra Club is like PETA and that other **** socialist club ELF of which none of them have any core values, no logic, and no agenda for others except their own selfish interest of controlling others.

Oh, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with cutting down trees, tons of trees, even clear cutting because it is a renewable resource and we have more trees now then we did 200 years ago.

Next time some environmental wacko whines about a 2 cycle motor spewing toxic fumes ask them if they support nuclear power. When they say no tell them to go fluck themselves as they are not truly concerned with the environment or sucking up natural resources.

Every time you ask one of these morons about a different idea they find a reason for not liking it and/or not wanting it in their back yard. Wind mill power? Nope, not if it is in their neighborhood. Nuclear power? Nope, not in their back yard. Hydropower provided by dams? Nope, not in their back yard or yours, it tends to kill stupid fish. Electric automobiles? Nope, at least not for them, but for you and I they are fine, just let them keep their gas guzzling SUV’S cause they are more important then you and I.

They preach we must not be dependant on foreign oil. Ok, sounds good, can we start drilling here in lower 48 states? Nope, toxic, will kill things and **** off useless creatures. Ok, how about in some off the wall spot in Alaska? Nope, remember the cute cuddly animals, it will **** them off and they may not mate, also people may see it and not like it. What freaking moron is going to go to some off the wall spot way out in nowhere land to look at stupid animals that are pissed off about a few oil rigs?

See what I mean? These people really have no clue what they want. Kind of like ELF, these people are beyond confused and are terrorist. They claim to destroy things and burn things in the name of nature and the environment. However, they start fires that release toxic fumes and can start forest fires that might kill Bambi…



Stay away from the Kool-Aid because this is what happens…

 

Outstanding! I have fun with people like that. hehehehe Keep us posted.

Always love it when I get a talking too for driving around 4x4 trucks. But I always wonder and always ask where they go during the winter and I volunteer my time and rigs to drive emergency room workers, doctors, pharmacy deliveries, ect.. around in snow??? Usually the people just walk away and I smile.

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