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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kobiashi
As far as tsunami problems go, it's probably not a big deal. Here's why.

As you can see from this satellite shot, it's on a South facing beach (which is pretty weird when you think about it), so in the event of a tsunami, that area would only catch the fringes of the wave.

Besides, the area of land for sale is on a cliff that sits above the area where those shops are. So, in the unlikely event of a tsunami, they would get wiped out, and Kobi's Coffee Universe (and Theme Park) ® will survive!!!!!! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!! and thrive !!!! able to continue to spread it's cafeeine-mind-altering-world domination drinks to the thirsty, sleepless masses!!!!!!!!


I'm starting to think all this caffeine is having an effect on me. I don't feel quite right. My hands are shaking. I really need to get some sleep.


Anybody want some coffee???!!!????


Now, go out and plot a diabolical scheme to gain access to NASA's top secret Orbital Seismic Control System and make that tsunami and your dreams of WCD (World Coffee Domination) come true!!!
Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mw ahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...


PS- Buy the real estate FIRST!!!
 

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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 05:34 PM
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instead of coffee
why not just amphetimines and get it over with?

...zap!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by zapster
instead of coffee
why not just amphetimines and get it over with?

...zap!
Because the White Trash of the world already has that market cornered!!!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by zapster
instead of coffee
why not just amphetimines and get it over with?

...zap!
Now you just know that's somebody in a band talking
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BRUZRs_Daddy
Now, go out and plot a diabolical scheme to gain access to NASA's top secret Orbital Seismic Control System and make that tsunami and your dreams of WCD (World Coffee Domination) come true!!!
Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mw ahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...

Riiiiiiiiiight . . .

You know,we had tried numerous preparations of coffee formulations to find the most addictive. Preparations A -G proved to be no better than any of the other brands of coffee. However Preparation H has achieved the addictive caffeine level we have been looking for. Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mw ahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha!!!!!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 07:33 PM
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I only wish it tasted as good as it smells.

Coffee? Blech.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Quintin
I only wish it tasted as good as it smells.

Coffee? Blech.
3-4 cups per day, every morning for as long as I can remember. I never got into the fancy coffees too much though, I've been drinking Maxwell House for years. I never liked Folgers because it's too bitter. I never could figure out why people still buy Folgers when MH is the same price and twice as good.

Once I got sober I had to start drinking coffee at meetings as well. It's an unwritten rule that recovering alcoholics must drink coffee at meetings.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Quintin
I only wish it tasted as good as it smells.

Coffee? Blech.

Get a grinder, and grind it yourself. Make it strong, and add just a little Sugar in the Raw, and it will taste like it smells.

Me, I'm a Vanilla Latte guy. Fru-Fru maybe, but my wife makes the best. Starbucks isn't too bad either.
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by EnglishAdam
Now you just know that's somebody in a band talking

i may be still in a band...but...
speed is NOT my gig...
yuk...

...zap!
 
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Old Jul 15, 2005 | 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 1969Mach
Get a grinder, and grind it yourself. Make it strong, and add just a little Sugar in the Raw, and it will taste like it smells.

hmmmm, interesting......


I had this thing at a coffee shop in Portland, OR called a "Depth Charge". That stuff makes Starbucks dark roast seem like Gevalia.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2005 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by kobiashi
Riiiiiiiiiight . . .

You know,we had tried numerous preparations of coffee formulations to find the most addictive. Preparations A -G proved to be no better than any of the other brands of coffee. However Preparation H has achieved the addictive caffeine level we have been looking for. Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mw ahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha...Mwahahahahaha!!!!!
On the "hole" Preparation H did feel like a good choice for the coffee blend.

Yes, on the "hole" preparation H does feel pretty good... On the "hole".
 
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