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kobiashi Jul 15, 2005 02:12 PM

God's Gift To Man . . .
 
https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-129371.jpg


Coffee.

Where would we be without it?

I've only been getting 1 to 2 hours sleep a night this past week. Without coffee, I wouldn't be able to function.

Coffee is great.





Did I mention I love coffee?




(Splenda is pretty good too, by the way)


:wave:







Edited because I'm tired and making mistakes.

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2005 02:21 PM

WHOA brother. You ok?

I mean, Splenda? WTF mate.

That stuff will kill ya.

:lol:

kobiashi Jul 15, 2005 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by jamzwayne
Splenda? WTF mate.

That stuff will kill ya.


Kill me? Heck no! Of all the artifical sweetners, this stuff is the best. It's made from sugar, dontcha know . . .

Sweet N Low, and Equal . . . and all those other 100% chemical kinda things...that stuff will kill you!








Did I mention I love coffee?



I'm going to Diedrich's . . . . or Starbucks . . . or CB&TL . . . whichever I happen to stumble upon first . . . .

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2005 02:32 PM

I have an idea.

Go to all of them, order coffee from each place, and mix it all together and make a suicide coffee drink.

It might actually make you a millionaire. :lol:

Watch out Starbucks.....kobiashi has your number.

cia-agent Jul 15, 2005 02:37 PM

Coffee??
I though for sure there would be a picture of some t!tt!es or something...

jztbcz Jul 15, 2005 02:56 PM

.... :thumbsup: I have a couple of cups every morning ... :thumbsup:

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2005 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by jztbcz
.... :thumbsup: I have a couple of cups every morning ... :thumbsup:


You have a couple cups of t!tt!es every morning or coffee?






*I had to do it. :lol:

kobiashi Jul 15, 2005 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by jamzwayne
You have a couple cups of t!tt!es every morning or coffee?






*I had to do it. :lol:


HA! I laughed . . . would those be D Cups ? (Of coffee, I mean)

kobiashi Jul 15, 2005 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I have an idea.

Go to all of them, order coffee from each place, and mix it all together and make a suicide coffee drink.
Watch out Starbucks.....kobiashi has your number.


Hummmm . . . . this gets me to thinking . . . .

All three are close together.

There is also a good chunk of land next to the Little League Fields for sale that overlooks all of them.

https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-129394.jpg

I buy that land and build a giant coffee shop and coffee theme park. I buy coffee from all three places and mix it in the back of the store in a giant vat to create the ultimate caffeine buzz drink. This whole town is nothing but a bunch of recovering addicts anyway, so I'll sell to everyone !!!!!!!

Soon, people will come the world over to experience the "Ultimate Suicide Coffee Drink" and visit the Coffee Theme Park, which will have have coffee rides and exhibits, and get even more people hooked on caffeine!!!!!!

And it will grow! And take over the entire beach area, and then, someday . . . THE WORLD!

YES!!! Entire World Coffee Domination ® !!!!!!!

(Don't worry Wayne . . . You'll be getting points off of the net profits!)

Oh man . . . I've got to cut back on the caffeine!







Did I mention I love Coffee?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I need to get some sleep.

:wave:

jamzwayne Jul 15, 2005 03:19 PM

:lol:

I almost wet my pants.

jztbcz Jul 15, 2005 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by jamzwayne
You have a couple cups of t!tt!es every morning or coffee?






*I had to do it. :lol:

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:lol: You got me there ..I did sort of leave it as an open statement for sure.
But for the record I was refering to coffee .... :lol:

cia-agent Jul 15, 2005 03:31 PM

Might want to move that University a little further inland Kobi...

That's prime Tsunami real-estate...

When the others get washed away- everyone will come to you for coffee then...

Faster150 Jul 15, 2005 03:45 PM

i dont like coffee...

kobiashi Jul 15, 2005 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by cia-agent
Might want to move that University a little further inland Kobi...

That's prime Tsunami real-estate...

When the others get washed away- everyone will come to you for coffee then...


As far as tsunami problems go, it's probably not a big deal. Here's why.

As you can see from this satellite shot, it's on a South facing beach (which is pretty weird when you think about it), so in the event of a tsunami, that area would only catch the fringes of the wave.
https://www.f150online.com/galleries...504-129397.jpg
Besides, the area of land for sale is on a cliff that sits above the area where those shops are. So, in the unlikely event of a tsunami, they would get wiped out, and Kobi's Coffee Universe (and Theme Park) ® will survive!!!!!! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!! and thrive !!!! able to continue to spread it's cafeeine-mind-altering-world domination drinks to the thirsty, sleepless masses!!!!!!!!


I'm starting to think all this caffeine is having an effect on me. I don't feel quite right. My hands are shaking. I really need to get some sleep.


Anybody want some coffee???!!!????


:coffee:

Smeezy 05 Screw Jul 15, 2005 04:40 PM

you guys kill me! :lol:


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