Can someone photoshop the perfect woman?
 

or submit a pic....hows this jamz? :thumbsup:

I LOVE IT! lets see the pictures! :banana:

ALRIGHT ! ! !

My perfect woman:

1. MUST be female (I know how California is).
2. Between 5' and 5' 5" tall
3. Brown hair
4. Brown eye's
5. Atheletic build.
6. Bust doesn't matter to me.
7. Smart
8. Independant (Can she change a tire?)
9. Outgoing
10. Last but not least, she needs to be a LADY.

Everyone.....meet jamzwayne's wife. :thumbsup:





That was fun.

Pics???

I'm sorry but I must add a correct..... Green or blue eyes and boobs must be minimum C.

coming soon



I'm at work right now

Close,
but 2 should be "between 5'-4" and 5'-10"
and 4 should be "blue eyes"

otherwise you hit the nail on the head!

closer's perfect woman:

1. MUST be female (I know how California is).
2. Between 5'-4" and 5'-10" tall
3. Brown hair
4. Blue eye's
5. Atheletic build.
6. Bust doesn't matter to me.
7. Smart
8. Independant (Can she change a tire?)
9. Outgoing
10. Last but not least, she needs to be a LADY.


Hey, we have good taste in women. :thumbsup:

yes, your requirements are very similar to mine as well...that is why I asked for a photo prior to asking for your home number....have to protect my interests... :devil:

:lol:

I hear ya.

What, no cowgirl hat? What a shame.

5' 4" - 5' 8"
Strawberry blonde
Green Eyes
30-36" bust
C cup or higher
legs almost to her bust
pear shaped daireair (sp?) LOL
Fun
Like outdoors
Like Cars & trucks, motor sports in general
out going
easy going/layed back/ hakuna matada (sp?)
Cooks sometimes (when we have time)

I'll think of more later and add....

In retrospect of past realations,

I'd say needs to be a freak in the bedroom is manditory!! :devil:

No photoshop required.



http://imagehost.skins.be/pics/Rebec...rt_02-1024.jpg

I for one like to hear a woman talk about what she likes in another woman, even better when you catch another woman checking another one out.

:lol:

inbred ROX ! ! !

Oh yeah, and that's not even a great picture of her, she looks much better on film. But I'll still take Alyssa over her.

http://gallery.sillerdesign.de/album...ssa_Milano.jpg

And she even matches Jamzwaynes requirements.

1. MUST be female (I know how California is). Yep
2. Between 5' and 5' 5" tall 5' 2"
3. Brown hair yep
4. Brown eye's yep
5. Atheletic build. yep
6. Bust doesn't matter to me. Even if it does :thumbsup:
7. Smart yep
8. Independant (Can she change a tire?) yep
9. Outgoing yep
10. Last but not least, she needs to be a LADY. now that she's outgrown her early twenties.

hows the old joke go?
Deaf mute sex addict with giant boobs that owns a liquor store?
LOL
Seriously, this would be mine...
5'10"-6'1" (I like me tall as I'm 6' 8" myself)
brown hair
at least D cup
not fat, but not skinny either. Just a pleasant in between, with decent meat on her.
Unfortunately, I had her and I let her slip away :(.

I'm in love with her co-star Rose McGowan :drool: Me liky!!! :

http://www.rosemcgowanonline.com/aboutrose/

Eh, that's Marilyn's old girl... She didn't look too bad in his video though... Good song!

I won't hold that against her. Hell even Angela jo Lee got tapped by Billy Bob !!

Rose looks like a 10 as a blond, brunette and particlarly as a red! Damn that woman is fine!!

I only watch Charmed just to see her. Don't even turn up the volume. Dumb show hot as he77 girls! :lurk:

do you guys remember when she showed up to one of the mtv video/music awards in the see through dress with her butt showing?, that was so hot!!

Guess I'm lookin to get in trouble...

Title: Rich, Young, Dumb, Nymphomaniac
Artist: Jason Boland and the Stragglers

Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb
nymphomaniac

Chorus

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big **** and a little bitty ***
A ******* machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get the sh1t$ if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
Take of our clothes then we buck in a pile

Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

How can I forget that... :thumbsup:

yeah, actually it was turn off, but she looks great from the front. Prefer her as a brunette though.

Hey, I say "why limit yourself to just one gender??????" :thumbsup:

Simple, I'm a guy, and that's just sick. BUT women on the other hand......that's fun. :thumbsup:

the absolute best thing a woman can ever ever say,,, :bows: :bows:

Funny you should ask. I just happen to have that site for ya :thumbsup:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...%20Rose&seq=60

Hit the Previous button on the link to see the aft side. Yummy!! Pardon me while I get a towelette! :banana:

I'm funny about that....

1 football team
1 car company
1 gender....

I'm a stickler for that kinda stuff....two women if they are hot is ok but two guys.....ehhh....uhhhh...eeeewwwwww.... :(

Dude, two chicks just kissed like 5ft away from my cubical. Sweet.

pics? lol

Dude, it happend two quick! I was disappointed because the one saw me out the corner of her eye just before they connected.....I thought this would incourage her to go for a nice long one but she didn't. There are more than my fair share of hotties where I work.

That is freakin awsome!!! Wish I seen some of that action where I worked. :thumbsup:

I would have blown her a kiss if i were you! :banana:

where do you work?

I work in a call center. We have a high turnover rate but right now we have a bunch of hotties. We got Admin hotties with brains and we have Caller hotties with the slutty 18-yr old look. Callers have a high turnover rate but right now we have plenty of Grade A stuff.

And you have to be married, don't you... :(

Oh yeah, so am I... :mad:

Feel free to send some to my office...I have plenty of room for a hot intern... :devil: