Can someone photoshop the perfect woman?
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07-13-2005, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
No photoshop required.
Oh yeah, and that's not even a great picture of her, she looks much better on film. But I'll still take Alyssa over her.
And she even matches Jamzwaynes requirements.
1. MUST be female (I know how California is). Yep
2. Between 5' and 5' 5" tall 5' 2"
3. Brown hair yep
4. Brown eye's yep
5. Atheletic build. yep
6. Bust doesn't matter to me. Even if it does
7. Smart yep
8. Independant (Can she change a tire?) yep
9. Outgoing yep
10. Last but not least, she needs to be a LADY. now that she's outgrown her early twenties.
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07-13-2005, 04:12 PM
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hows the old joke go?
Deaf mute sex addict with giant ***** that owns a liquor store?
LOL
Seriously, this would be mine...
5'10"-6'1" (I like me tall as I'm 6' 8" myself)
brown hair
at least D cup
not fat, but not skinny either. Just a pleasant in between, with decent meat on her.
Unfortunately, I had her and I let her slip away
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Deaf mute sex addict with giant ***** that owns a liquor store?
LOL
Seriously, this would be mine...
5'10"-6'1" (I like me tall as I'm 6' 8" myself)
brown hair
at least D cup
not fat, but not skinny either. Just a pleasant in between, with decent meat on her.
Unfortunately, I had her and I let her slip away
.
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07-13-2005, 04:24 PM
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Me liky!!! :
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Originally Posted by Dad's Hoss
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Originally Posted by Dad's Hoss
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Guess I'm lookin to get in trouble...
Title: Rich, Young, Dumb, Nymphomaniac
Artist: Jason Boland and the Stragglers
Well welcome everybody to ******* place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb
nymphomaniac
Chorus
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll give her great big **** and a little bitty ***
A ******* machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store
Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get the ****$ if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
Take of our clothes then we buck in a pile
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose
We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer
Title: Rich, Young, Dumb, Nymphomaniac
Artist: Jason Boland and the Stragglers
Well welcome everybody to ******* place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb
nymphomaniac
Chorus
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
We'll give her great big **** and a little bitty ***
A ******* machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store
Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get the ****$ if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
Take of our clothes then we buck in a pile
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose
We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer
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