Can someone photoshop the perfect woman?

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Old 07-20-2005, 04:20 PM
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he's lying, theres no hot italian chick,
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Smeezy 05 Screw
he's lying, theres no hot italian chick,

Ooooh; I sure hope you don't live in Texas....

You must not know that, that's Jamzwayne you're messing with....
You may want to buy yourself a helmet.
 

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Old 07-20-2005, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Ooooh; I sure hope you don't live in Texas....

You must not know that, that's Jamzwayne you're messing with....
You may want to buy yourself a helmet.
ha ha, i aint skeered
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 06:02 PM
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there we go, now thats what im talking about. a photochop of the perfect woman.
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 06:39 PM
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Well i certainly cant compete with her! All she needs is a remote taped to her butt!
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 06:58 PM
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Well i certainly cant compete with her! All she needs is a remote taped to her butt!
Actually, the taps should be for Guinness Stout and Fat Tire... Can you hook that up Mareys?
 
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Old 07-20-2005, 07:03 PM
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Those things are sitting pretty nicely...
 
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
I already told you *** clowns...I am not allowed to.....she'd kick my ****. Now, ask yourself this, "If I were married to a HOTT Italian chick, and she didnt want her picture on the internet, would I post it?"


MMM hmmm.
I'm the wrong man to ask that question.... I'm an idiot... I'd do it for spite.

Most Italians (not all) but most that I have seen are... umm... shall we say... they tend to be big boned and hairy. Not to mention moody and self centered.

Just tell her that you want to prove that atleast part of my stereo type of Italian women is wrong.

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If she is an a typical Italian than if you word it like: "These guys think Itilian women are fat and hairy. I want to prove to them that your not."
Then her natural competitve nature will over ride her preconcieved fears and she will make you post pics of her. LOL
 

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Old 07-20-2005, 08:48 PM
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What he said
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I'm the wrong man to ask that question.... I'm an idiot... I'd do it for spite.

Most Italians (not all) but most that I have seen are... umm... shall we say... they tend to be big boned and hairy. Not to mention moody and self centered.

Just tell her that you want to prove that atleast part of my stereo type of Italian women is wrong.

Edited to add:
If she is an a typical Italian than if you word it like: "These guys think Itilian women are fat and hairy. I want to prove to them that your not."
Then her natural competitve nature will over ride her preconcieved fears and she will make you post pics of her. LOL
Originally Posted by The professor
What he said
I will give that a shot. If she caves, I'll post it tonight on my webpage for a day.
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:12 AM
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I will give that a shot. If she caves, I'll post it tonight on my webpage for a day.

That sucks dude...I am leaving today for vacation to do some fishing and golfing for the weekend...now I will miss the show...
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:16 AM
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That sucks dude...I am leaving today for vacation to do some fishing and golfing for the weekend...now I will miss the show...

Remain calm. I will post it back up once your back....Like I was gonna leave you out, pffft, gimme a break.
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:36 AM
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It is damn near a full moon this weekend...so I HAVE to go back home for the largemouth fishing...I fish on Bull Shoals lake down in northern Arkansas...and when that moon is shining we tear up the bass...3-10 pounders easily...
 
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Old 07-21-2005, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by wstahlm80
It is damn near a full moon this weekend...so I HAVE to go back home for the largemouth fishing...I fish on Bull Shoals lake down in northern Arkansas...and when that moon is shining we tear up the bass...3-10 pounders easily...

Lucky Bastard.
 


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