I'm don't think that I'm going to post a story today due to the fact that I recieved sooo much negative feedback. Thanks for all of your comments though. EnglishAdam this's what you made me do.
OH *****, I got one. My mom was once married to a guy whom I hated with a passion. He was just mean, mean to me and mean to her. We (me and my former step brother) woke up one morning and got ready for school. My mom and former step dad had been fighting and we heard it. It was time to leave and I was waiting by the door. My mom came out of their room yelling at him and he was yelling too. My mom and I loaded up in the car and got ready to leave. I had just gotten into the car, hadn't shut the door yet and he came out of the house yelling something. My mom not in the car yet looked at him and before we knew it he had thrown honey baked ham at us (his lunch, that my mom had packed) The ham hit the car, me, and my mom. It was everywhere. Before we got to the school my mom went to her office to get something to clean all of this up. So I started to look for ham spots. It was in my hair, on my shirt, and down the side of the car. The worst part about all of this was that it was picture day and I had ham hair.

 

Doh!

You guys had to just keep pushing and pushing and now we get no story!

Smooth move! Thanks a lot!
I just want to choke all of you until your eyes pop out like this ----->

 

Ahhhhhh, don't be like that louie. We love your stories.

Go on, post another

 

Hey! This is F150Online!! This isn't eBay!!! Who cares about negative feedback?

 

I'll admit that if there is too much negative feedback, I ain't buying his story.

 

Ohh Raoul, there is plenty of other people for you to make fun of here... We all do things that did not include much common sence once in a while. I will mis mafialouie's daily dose though.

J/K w/ U mafialouie
I do have to often wonder if they are made up.... Even if they are then are still fun to play with though. Because this much just can not happen in 17 years. But if it has you will have some stories to tale your grandkids once you get them dressed up and refined over the next 20-30 years. We have to make ourselfs look better of coarse with our stories. LOL

 

huh....stories..what stories...what did I miss yesterday?

 

The stories are all true they have happened atleast once in my life. I have been asked by kids at my school if I'm lying and I tell them no, a story has to be unbelieveable or it's not a story. I tell the interesting stories first then, I have nothing to say. My girlfriend's mom said that the two of us need a reality show. I couldn't handle the harassment but, I think that we could. But, yes all of my stories are true.

 

Not made up but I did some checking.
The title 'Sleeping with my girlfriend' was very close to one of my own threads from about six years ago.

I'm not saying he stole it because I have no proof but, I still have scars from my emotional thread entitled:

"Who's Been Sleeping with my girlfriend"

 

I'm sorry raoul, I became a member alittle more than a week ago so I didn't steal it. I'm sorry about that thread though, if it was a real thread title.

 

Sorry about that... I didn't know you from Adam then... You realize that you owe me for it though. I saved you some trouble.. If she was any kind of GF she wouldn't have done it. Your better off now for it.



Ahhh Screw it! I was going to do a long azz sarcastic post. But you have me laughing so hard I can't play along right now...

 

Since your new allow me to introduce to you RAOUL,
Here is his bio
Vehicle Color:
Dark Toreador/Harvest Gold
Biography:
Former brian surgeon and Industrial bidness magnet.
Interests:
1)herding 2)goats
Occupation:
goat herder

Then look at his member status...
Take it with a grain of salt because he is not a seriuous guy...
But if your ever in question about something like that then the search button at the top of the page will answer those questions for you.

 

Thanks, it was the kind of thread that can make or break a site like this. It ran over 9 pages. About 45 members participated in it. We ran through the entire gamut of emotions, anger, name calling, we laughed, we cried.

When it was over, we all smoked a cigarette.

 

ROTFLMBO

You have me in a couple of emotions rtight now too.. I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks. I can just see 45 guys sitting at thier computers with a box of klenexes.

 

My ham story?