Now I'm lost.

 

OH *****, I got one. My mom was once married to a guy whom I hated with a passion. He was just mean, mean to me and mean to her. We (me and my former step brother) woke up one morning and got ready for school. My mom and former step dad had been fighting and we heard it. It was time to leave and I was waiting by the door. My mom came out of their room yelling at him and he was yelling too. My mom and I loaded up in the car and got ready to leave. I had just gotten into the car, hadn't shut the door yet and he came out of the house yelling something. My mom not in the car yet looked at him and before we knew it he had thrown honey baked ham at us (his lunch, that my mom had packed) The ham hit the car, me, and my mom. It was everywhere. Before we got to the school my mom went to her office to get something to clean all of this up. So I started to look for ham spots. It was in my hair, on my shirt, and down the side of the car. The worst part about all of this was that it was picture day and I had ham hair.

 

mafialouie, you can't make a post at 8am saying you have no story then go back at 11am and put the story there, especially when it's now on a previous page.

I was gonna ask what in hell is a matter with you until I read you got hit in the head with a ham.

So, you had ham in your hair on picture day at school?
The same thing happened to me one time.
My dad threw his lunch at me and it hit me in the head.
It was just my bad luck that my mom had packed him a can of beans that day.

 

Nice, I posted because EnglishAdam wanted me too.

 

Ok now I'm offended.

Pork is no laughing matter.

See what I mean

 

I was lost for a while too until I went back to the first page to see if there was anything I had missed...
Mafialoui dont do that to us simple easily confused people....


Once when I was a kid I was standing waiting on the bus to pick my brothers, sisters an I up for school. I was holding one of our cats was getting ready to torture it one last time before I left when the stupid thing had diareia and Sh*t on me. Unfortunatly I was holding it over my head so it went on my head, all over my shoulders and down my back. Then we see teh bus come over the hill so I can not go clean up. I had to ride to school like that untill I could get ot the bathroom and clean it up some, then it was picture day too.

Edited to add:
Ham Head isnt that bad.. it could have been worse you could have been Sh*T head..

 

mafialouie,
Yeah but, you should post it here instead of there so the thread has a flow.
As people read from the beginning they will be moved to, laugh, cry, sign a petition, change political parties etc... All of these things can happen as long as the thread flows and you do not confuse them.

If they get confused they might pause and start thinking for themselves and then we've lost them. Then they turn into Republicans.

 

There, now it's on both pages on this thread.

 

Not really.

 

Wait is that why it happened?

Crap...I thought it was because I wanted lower taxes and Walmart in my bathroom.

Its all the newbie's fault.

 

 

Was that story worth it? It was all I could think off of the top of my head, that didn't have sex, police, drinking, or something someone would B!TCH about, and was funny.

 

ham hair!


EAT THE HAM TINA!