A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit
Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

~Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.

~Saudi Arabia is sending oil

~Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

~The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

~The United States, not to be outdone.....

is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

God Bless America

 

Sure, you can try a joke. Go ahead. We're waiting.

 

Riddle:

Why did the Mexicans only send 800 soldiers to fight at the Alamo?

 

they only had 2 station wagons??

 

Thats all they could fit in the station wagon?

 

It's no fun when you already know the answer

 

Can someone photoshop Jamzwayne as a standup comic having tomatoes thrown at him?

 

I have tons more, but UrbanCowboy doesnt like my jokes so I wont post anymore.

 

I'm just joshin ya. Post away

 

This guy in Texas, his hot-water heater blew out. He called his home repair warranty people. They sent out 60 Mexicans in a station wagon to take a look at it. Then, Michael Jackson flew by in a hot-air ballon.....The End.

 

Who told you about that?

 

Oh, I thought I hallucinated it.

 

I know.

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

 

good one