Mighty Whitey, I'm Ready Early. (Very Long Post)

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Old 06-15-2005, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath



Good luck.


i'm afraid thats probably mine also and i lost a lot of teeth playing hockey ... you guys are too much ...zap!
 
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Old 06-15-2005, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by PSS-Mag
I would have done it one at a time if it were me, and drawn it out a week or two maybe.

I'd rather do it Jamzwayne then put someone elses teeth under my pillow and save mine!
Sure, NOW you come up with the good idea's.

Odin, I didn't know there were two tooth fairys. If that guy shows up, I probably won't be reporting back tomorrow.
 
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by momalle1
Odin, I didn't know there were two tooth fairys.

Are you kidding me? The tooth fairy gig is huge. They've got a union and everything.


 
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Are you kidding me? The tooth fairy gig is huge. They've got a union and everything.



Who knew?
 
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
Are you kidding me? The tooth fairy gig is huge. They've got a union and everything.


Why is the tooth faries teeth on the left... Yellow? Shouldn't the tooth fairy have perfect teeth? I call imposter on that one!
 
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Old 06-15-2005, 10:21 PM
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Why is the tooth faries teeth on the left... Yellow? Shouldn't the tooth fairy have perfect teeth? I call imposter on that one!

She's British. Those are very good teeth for a Brit.
 
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Raoul
As the flood waters continued to rise, Mighty Whitey climbed onto the roof of his house clutching to his King James Version. Some men in a row boat passed by and offered him a seat, Mighty Whitey glanced down at his KJV and shook his head, "God will take care of me." he said. Later, a Coast Guard rescue craft spotted Mighty Whitey and pulled up close to take him onboard. Again Mighty Whitey declined. Showing the KJV to the Coast guard crew, he cried out, "See, I don't need you." Late in the afternoon, with only the peak of the roof exposed, a Rescue helicoptor attempted to lasso Mighty Whitey with a harness but, he was able to beat it off with his KJV.
Darkness fell, the waters rose.
Mighty Whitey succumbed and his King James Version floated away.

Mighty Whitey appeared before his Creator and cried out, "Yea varily varily I say unto you, I kept thou Word in accordance with the King James Version and yet thou let the waters take thee?"

To which the Creator replied:
"Cut me some slack, Jack!. I sent you two boats and a helicoptor!"

Holy Chite rotfflmffao!!!!! simply the best yet Raoul oh man your killin me here.
 
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Old 06-16-2005, 02:26 AM
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I doubt Might Whitey will ever post on this board again! LOL
 
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Originally Posted by jamzwayne
If I need to pray or be with him, I can take my Bible out in the back yard, sit under my Pecan tree and pray.
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You have a Pecan tree in your backyard ? That must be awesome, did you plant it yourself ?

 
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Old 06-16-2005, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jztbcz
You have a Pecan tree in your backyard ? That must be awesome,...
What's so awesome about that?
All you need is a nail, any old tree and one of these

Where I come from it's what we call a "half-bath"
 
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Old 06-16-2005, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by jztbcz
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You have a Pecan tree in your backyard ? That must be awesome, did you plant it yourself ?

No way. It would take 2 maybe 3 people to be able to reach all the way around it. This tree is really old. It's friggin HUGE.
 
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Old 06-16-2005, 09:39 AM
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I bet thats fun to mow when they fall.
 
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Old 06-16-2005, 09:48 AM
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My lawnmower hates me.

I try to rake em up as much as possible, but your right, pecans are a sum-bish on a blade.
 

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Old 06-16-2005, 10:21 AM
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Not to mention several 200 MPH projectiles! If his luck is like mine they would be flying at every window in the neighborhood!
 
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Old 06-16-2005, 10:25 AM
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Yep.

I wonder how much a yard vacuum runs?
 


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