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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 03:41 PM
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First Will Smith rocks, his songs are classic.

And when you are stuck on a deployment with no women around at all Hollaback Girl is the best video (song) ever.

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Yea Jiggy Wit It is classic...
 
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 09:35 PM
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Will Smith~Switch

Boom, chik, boom, chik, boom, chik, boom, boom, chik... Yo, mike check...mike check.... Yeah here ya go.

What about "Gone" by Montgomery Gentry? I like all thier other songs like Speed, My Town, Hell Yeah, etc. But that song "Gone" just doesn't fit thier personality. Plus it gets annoying if you hear it more than once a day.
 
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 10:05 PM
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Your nuts. That song is so them and it's a great song. Your nuts.
 
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 10:36 PM
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Toby Keith Mockingbird song

I just don't understand why he would wanna remake something like that. Jim Carey did a better job on dumb and dumber.
 
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 01:26 AM
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Urban,
I know your perogative is to try to **** people off. I have friends like that so I'm used to it. To put it in simple terms, lets say that I don't like that song as good as all thier other songs. There, does that ease your frustration?
 
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 08:41 AM
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listening to the radio alot in early-mid eighties alot of songs come to mind from back then, namely 2 by the stupidly named singer (boy?????george) karma chamelon, and how bout this "do you really want to hurt me?" ,every time i hear that one i always answer rthe question "YES WITH A BASEBALL BAT just my thoughts
 
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 10:00 AM
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Man in the box?? I know you didn't just say that....

She's absolutely right. I like the music; but, I try not to pay too much attention to the lyrics. They're terrible. I challenge anyone to interpret them to clean and sober for the rest of us.




Alice In Chains
"Man In The Box"


I'm the man in the box
Buried in my *****
Won't you come and save me, save me


Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut


I'm the dog who gets beat
Shove my nose in *****
Won't you come and save me, save me


Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut
 
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Old Jun 12, 2005 | 01:51 AM
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Thanks Odin I don't have a problem with their music but the lyrics are way out there on some of their songs. I think its a requirement for a lot of Metal songs.
 
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Old Jun 12, 2005 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
She's absolutely right. I like the music; but, I try not to pay too much attention to the lyrics. They're terrible. I challenge anyone to interpret them to clean and sober for the rest of us.

Alice In Chains
"Man In The Box"

I'm the man in the box
Buried in my *****
Won't you come and save me, save me

Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut

I'm the dog who gets beat
Shove my nose in *****
Won't you come and save me, save me

Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus Christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut
Ironic how Lane Staley (Was the singer for Alice In Chains) is now the man in the box, so to speak.

Alice In Chains by far had the best sound and catchiest rhythms to come out of the Seattle grunge thing, but what a waste of talent when it came to lyrics. Their voices blended so well, and so hauntingly, and I don't know if they ever got as much credit musically as they deserved, but with the lyrics on some of their tunes, it was more like funeral songs. That much energy spent to write that depressing of songs just seems so counterproductive. No wonder Seattle is the suicide capitol of America.


I also want to use this post to nominate practically any Alan Jackson song for the worst songs in history.
 
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Old Jun 12, 2005 | 10:49 PM
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' Smells Like Teen Spirit ' by Nirvana.
Does anyone understand WTF he's saying . . ?
 
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Old Jun 13, 2005 | 10:35 AM
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Urban,
I know your perogative is to try to **** people off. I have friends like that so I'm used to it. To put it in simple terms, lets say that I don't like that song as good as all thier other songs. There, does that ease your frustration?
Outch. That's mot my perogative at all. I'm just honest and blunt. If it upsets someone here and there then there is nothing I can do about it. If you dont like that song, that's fine but I cant even comprehend someone thinking it sounds any different than any of their other songs. Like it or not, it's their typical type of song.
 
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Old Jun 13, 2005 | 02:16 PM
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Yea Jiggy Wit It is classic...
If you cant get down to Wild Wild West then you have problems I still remember whent he preformed it on the MTV music awards and left poor Stevie Wonder out on the stage by himself after the song was over. Then a minute later they remembered and had to come lead him off.

Originally Posted by Gord
' Smells Like Teen Spirit ' by Nirvana.
Does anyone understand WTF he's saying . . ?
All joking aside (unlike the will smith) I cant belive that you said "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is one of the Dumbest Songs in History. I dont even know how to answer that. Besides, yes, I can understand what he is saying.

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Old Jun 13, 2005 | 02:23 PM
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Outch. That's mot my perogative at all. I'm just honest and blunt. If it upsets someone here and there then there is nothing I can do about it. If you dont like that song, that's fine but I cant even comprehend someone thinking it sounds any different than any of their other songs. Like it or not, it's their typical type of song.
It's all cool man. I know there's all kinds of personalities out there. Some just have more oommph to them I guess. The reason I think that song is "not so them", is because Leroy hits some notes higher than freakin' Vince Gill in that song. The attitude is there, don't get me wrong. Some parts of it just don't strike me as "Now that's bada$$." Know what I mean? I just have a keen ear I guess.

Peace bro...
 
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Old Jun 13, 2005 | 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 31Charlie
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All joking aside (unlike the will smith) I cant belive that you said "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is one of the Dumbest Songs in History. I dont even know how to answer that. Besides, yes, I can understand what he is saying.

31C
I'll have to agree with Gord, I know what he is saying but I dont know what he means.
 
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