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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 08:13 AM
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Hey! The guy is a Plumber!

(and a damn good one too)
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 08:43 AM
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You got me, I actually went and looked up plumber on the urban dictionary site. I'll assume you guys are completely innocent
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 06:53 PM
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Oopps... sorry, my bad, I hadn't caught that scit yet. I'm ussally not home until after it's over on the weekends but it reruns on comedy central several times through the week and I catch it there occasionally. I deeply apologize for my outburst of rage. I thought you were serious and it just rubbed my fur wrong.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 07:52 PM
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Not a big deal PSS-Mag. I'm realizing that though something might seem funny to me, my delivery isn't always the best. For example, I'm a fan of the show Law and order. Not SUV, or Criminal intentions or whatever they are, the good old Law and Order that has been on forever. I've been watching since the beginning. Thoes of you who are familliar with the show know, it takes place in New York City and usually starts with a couple people doing their daily routine when they stumble apon a dead body. In just about every show the reaction is the same: . Well, my girl has a friend in NYC that she visits occationally. The past few times I went too. My girl and her friend ask me what I want to do. I tell them I want to stumble apon a dead body so that I too can go . So we walk all over the west side and I would comment that this would be a good place for a dead body. It's not that I actually want to find a dead body in NYC, or anywhere for that matter. It's just every time I think about it I see the beginning of a Law an Order episode. It's funny to me and my girl knows that I'm wierd but her friend thought I was a bit obsessed. Another time we went, I kept saying that I would probably get mugged. I was just joking, being sarcastic but her friend though I was really afraid. Hey, I'm wierd.

I can vouch for wittom. I have met him and he is just like me, 100% red blooded, proud American and we both had towels on our heads. I had just got out of the shower, I don't know what was going on with him.
I figured it was either some kind of brain injury or maybe a really bad haircut.
Raoul, it was a long time ago and you might not remember the details so well. I just want to clairfy for our fellow enthusiasts. I found it strange that Raoul would still have a towel on his head from a shower being that we were attending an F150 Online/Performance Products rally. I figured he lived close by or something. It didn't matter that much though because I would so impressed that a goat herder would have such a nice F150. I had a towel on my head because I had just finished reading my Koran. I was planning to flush it down the toilet when I was through so the towel was to soak up any spillage. The more I thought about it the more I thought it really wasn't such a good idea. Someone might be offended, because the government mandates that all toilets be of the low consumption design. I knew there was no way 1.6 gallons or less could ever carry the Koran. Most of these low consumption toilets can't even carry away.... well you know. The Koran would plug the toilet for sure and I was on vacation so I'd left my plunger at home. It was the year after that I had the towel on my head because of a brain injury. Just so you know, I've never had a good hair cut.

For thoes of you who read the Koran, this is a joke. I've never even owned a Koran. Also as an apprentice plumber I was trained not to put things other than what it's intended for, down the toilet.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 08:29 PM
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Old Jun 8, 2005 | 08:55 PM
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Old Jun 11, 2005 | 03:22 PM
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LOL @ the pie chart...

You should've known Raoul. At least it doesn't feature a goat. Well, not yet at least. LMAO!
 
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