Dude, you got a giant Bass in the back of your truck. Where'd you catch that?

 

It's trying to escape!!!!

 

I told ya'll I was goin fishin' this weekend.

 

Looks much much better!

I keep waiting for that bass to start singing, "Take Me to the River"

You might be a redneck if you have atleast 3 singing bass in your house, or one in the bed of your truck.

 

The more I listen to Kid Rock, the more I realize that I might be a redneck.

 

JAMZ! Surely you jest. Kid Rock is a redneck wannabee! Good Grief! Just listen to Willie, Waylon and Billy Joe. Then you will be ok.

 

KoRN, to AC/DC, to Willie, and Waylon....I grow a garden every year, that just to name a few things - I am on my way to redneck-hood.

 

Redneck by definition was best defined by Jeff Foxworthy.

Redneck, n: ) A glorious absence of sophistication.

An example of a redneck is one who prefers duct tape as thier primary fastener of choice for any and every project.

 

Yeah. That's me....except for the duct tape part. I hate duct tape, or is it DUCK tape?

 

It depends on the brand. You can buy Duck brand Duct Tape.

 

Here is a bonified fellow redneck!
When you know the difference between 3M Duck Tape, Duct tape, and the off brands duct tape!

3M's 200mph Duck Tape, Duct tape is the master of all Duct tape! It's the duct tape of choice of all Nascar pit crews! It can hold your fenders and hood on at 200mph if your in a wreck and break the latches or bolts!

LOL