Who's the one person you'd like to get busy with but it would be just plain wrong if you do?

My wife's little sister is hot. I'd love to have a piece of that but my wife has threatened to John Wayne Bobbit my *** if that were to happen & she found out. Whilst drunk at a party, like a dummy I made a comment to my friend that my wife's sister is hot, the wife heard and made the JWB threat. The threat just adds to the temptation.

Since I'm a Flight Engineer... I've always wanted to bang a hot AF pilot... In a USAF aircraft... In flight... Over a combat zone... I would be a hero to thousands of AF enlisted everywhere if I were able to pull that off.

Alas, I'm far too in love with half my sh$t to cheat on my wife...

KC-10 FE out...

 

No, no , no, no. Not your sister-in-law. Anybody but!!!

 

ALL fruit? And how ROTTEN is ROTTEN?

 

Oh yuck! You're too funny. What about sister-in-law fruit? Yes/No ?

PS Please say no!!!

 

No, maybe with brothers, but not sisters. But is you want to talk neighbors, that's a different story!!!

 

HMMMMMM. How do I answer that? Yeah sure, they can be real good. I am a sister-in-law after all!! But ummmm.....hmmmmmm

 

LOL-Think I'm kinda crushin on you!!

 

Awkwardness for you maybe! Not me . Neighbors are great!! You should always be CLOSE to the neighbors. You just never know!! LOL. Hey, I really needed this tonight. Had a bad night, so thanks!!!


PS Don't feel awkward.

PSS We are so monopilizing this post!!!!

 

You know what, awkward is an awkward word to spell. Just realized that.



Thank-you!!! I hope so too.

 

Since you can't have the hot sister in law pass her this way. That goes for all hot sister in laws. As for forbiden fruit ALL family members and close friends. Cheating is bad karma but that is the worst kind.

Joe

 

My wife's 1st cousin....


Oooohhh, and I think she's down with it too... She came to our house one year for christmas, and had on the miniest of mini-skirts, with nothing on under it.

We all went to the store, my wife and I came back and "took a nap", she stayed up in the living room watching TV. At about 3 PM, I came out to go to the kitchen, and there she was, on the couch, asleep....

With the whole round-brown out, the mini had become a belt of sorts.

Let me tell you- I had more thoughts run through my mine in the 4.7 seconds that I stared at that, then I've had this month.

 

Inlaws??? That could make for some awkward family events. (IE Dinners, christmas, thanksgiving, easter, reunions and other get togethers.)

Neigbors... I have non right now that would qualify. Except...6 houses down there is a lady with a 19 yo daughter that just moved in a month or two ago. Both are hot AND daughter has atleast 3 HOT friends that I have seen too. :santa: They've rode thier horses down to my house a couple of times to chat about the neigborhood.
When I was growing up in this neighborhood there was 6 hotties that I grew up with.... I got to be with 3 of them. Ahh the memories... If these woods could talk... Crap I'd have to move cause I wouldn't want the wife to hear those stories! LOL

 

Key words: If she found out.

If you're in a relationship, you need to have "the list." You know, a list of two or three people who you get a free pass with, should the situation arise.

Keep in mind that anyone on "the list" must be like a celebrity or something. Putting your sister-in-law on "the list" won't work.

 

What if the Sister Inlaw is a celebrity?

 

Mentally disturbed are the best!

Crazy in the head
Crazy in the bed

The tough part is getting rid of a crazy beeyatch when it's over.