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Old May 26, 2005 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by CrAz3D
Move?

Tell her aliens are going to abduct you next week & that you'll be 'occupied' by aliens & won't be allowed to talk to humans anymore
I recommend speaking in Klingon when you tell her this
 
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Old May 26, 2005 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Jordan not Mike

The tough part is getting rid of a crazy beeyatch when it's over.

Man, you don't know the half... All the 3:00 AM calls forcing you to turn off all the ringers, only to hear the answering machine come on 40 times a night, the thinly veiled threats of harm to your new girlfriend, the showing up where you just happen to be, findign your car at the mall and putting letters on it, the sending of money (OK, I liked that), repeated rides past your house, while you pretend you're not there.

It's crazy... But man, when it's good, it's real good-- but, it's hard to shake 'em when it's over. I had a girl so wound up, she took a semester off from college trying to get me back. It was flattering at first, then it got.... Scary.

I don't know if I want to be loved like that!! (You had to be there.)
 
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Old May 26, 2005 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by cia-agent
Man, you don't know the half... All the 3:00 AM calls forcing you to turn off all the ringers, only to hear the answering machine come on 40 times a night, the thinly veiled threats of harm to your new girlfriend, the showing up where you just happen to be, findign your car at the mall and putting letters on it, the sending of money (OK, I liked that), repeated rides past your house, while you pretend you're not there.

It's crazy... But man, when it's good, it's real good-- but, it's hard to shake 'em when it's over. I had a girl so wound up, she took a semester off from college trying to get me back. It was flattering at first, then it got.... Scary.

I don't know if I want to be loved like that!! (You had to be there.)
Been there done that. Scary is an understatement.
 
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Old May 26, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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People that know have told me that promiscuity and a high sex drive can be symptoms of some of the more common mental disorders. Some of the mentally ill function well in society and their illness may only be known to those very close to them, if at all. They are often highly intelligent and persuasive.

Is great sex worth having your life invaded by a psycho?

(I know - it all depends on how great the sex is and just how psycho the person is. )

Sounds like we have some brothers here who can testify 'No'.

Not passing judgement - just something for you players to keep in mind when you are about to bed that forbidden hottie or girl you just met and know nothing about.
 

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Old May 26, 2005 | 07:00 PM
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Dirt bike - With a crazy girl, it's always worth it...at least for a little while.

I mean, every guy who has one "crazy girl" story is bound to have several more. It's just one of those things where your other brain gets the best of you.
 
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Old May 26, 2005 | 07:11 PM
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AS long as you eat desert at home, your fine, I have yet to master the art of being sutle, When I'm doing beter than average, my Girl friend start's picking women out for me in the mall, If I coment, or even look, I'm in the dog house, got my beer thier and a little blanket.
 
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