what are some of the best bumper stickers youve seen. my favorite is "low riders are for guys who cant get it up"

 

"Women Want Me
Fish Fear Me"

 

I put two on my work van, ( the boss didn't like it BUT they're still
on there )

1 : if guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns ...... and
2 : this may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across
in it ....

 

"Why do they call it 'Tourist Season' if you can't shoot them?"

"I Brake for Beer"

"Keep Honkin'...I'm Reloading"

"I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead of You!!"

 

"chevy sucks"

 

Keep working, millions on welfare are depending on you.

 

Bought this at a truck stop and its hangin on my wall in my room.

NICE LEGS! What time do they open?

 

I'm the man your wife dreams about at night.

 

My other ride is your girlfriend/wife.

Brian

 

Some friend of a guy at work put a cool bumper sticker on his truck without his knowing.
Flash your lights for gay rights
He couldn't figure out why people kept flashing at him.

 

Some of these are bumper stickers, magazine adds, t-shirts, or quotes I've heard on TV.

Fat people are hard to kidnap. (T-shirt)

Tell your ***** to stop staring at me. (T-shirt)

I sell drugs to your kids. (T-shirt)

Fight crime - Shoot back.

"Crack is whack" (W. Houston)

Hello. I see the assassins failed. (T-shirt)

"She got the house, the cars, the kids, and half of the bank account. Use the other half to buy your ***** back." (Magazine add for a chopper company)

Yes, I'm a redneck.

Leadership: Manipulating people to do all the sh*t that you don't want to do.

Invade their country, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. (Ann Coulter)

BEER.

Hello. I don't care. Thanks.

"Crush the enemy, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations from their women." (The Governator in Conan)

Nice sweater meat!

World peace is a load of horse sh*t. (My dad)

My dream is a world where you aren't in it.

My lawyer can kick your lawyer's a$$. (T-shirt)

"Take your new age, California hot tub, wife swappin, Kerry lovin, crochet wearin, pot smokin, touchy-feely, in-touch-with-your-softer-side bullsh*t and stick it up your a$$!" Your average Repub to your average Demo.

 

got milf? (on a dealor car at a car show)

dont laugh its paid for (on a 7 different color truck)

97% REDNECK (the rest beer) my car

 

my pal has a

my other toy has t i t s.....window sticker


how about : here........hemi hemi hemi...

and my all time favorite (was on my c5 before it got wreckeD)

why dont you save your gas for something you can actually catch.


im gonna modify that when i get my new c5 to..... save your time and pull over something you can actually catch.

 

Bumper sticker:

" God loves you, the rest of us think your an @sshole"

 

If you don't like the way I'm driving, stay off the sidewalk.

There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.

Only little boys wear bowties.

Don't run your fingers over my truck and I won't run my truck over your fingers.

And, of course...

Silly boys, trucks are for girls!