"Don't argue with your wife, *****er."

 

Here's some I have on my vehicles

"Drive it Like you Stole It"
"Honk if you Honky Tonk"
"So Many Pedestrials, So Little Time"

 

had a big Harley Davidson logo and the text read "I don't just own this sticker. I also own the bike"


such a stab at the poseurs.

 

Goat Dung
$60 / Truckload
Use as fertilizer or to make your Neighbors Move

 

Don't **** me off or I just might go jamzwayne on your a**!

 

Don't make me open up a can of jamzwayne!

 

My favorite: I saw on a Chevy in Dallas. Just the word "IT" with a little stick figure humping it like a leg...

I also like: "I know my car's a POS, but my parents didn't buy it."
"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket"

Not a bumper sticker but I love it. Worn by solo bikers: "If you can read this the bitch fell off".

 

my friend told me this one
my lug nuts require more tourque than your honda makes.

 

Saw one the other day.

Aggrivate a Liberal, Work Hard and be Happy.

Sled...

 

 

i have one that states"if your not outraged.....your not paying attention!!!"...zap!

 

saw this one years ago wish i had one "missing your cat? try looking under my tires"

 

some of my old favorites.

Born on a mountain raised in a cave
trucking and ******* is all i crave


I hear voices.... and they don't like you.


If you don't like the way i drive
stay off thte sidewalk.



If you can't stop smile when you go under.

Had that on the back of my truck when i was rear ended by a cyclist.
Cops at the scene could not keep a straight face. The cyclist was taken to the hospital and released.




russell
2004 lightning

 

"Bubba University" on my truck
"0-60 in 5 minutes" on my wifes car
"My deliquint whooped you honor students ***"
"Welcome to America, Now speak English!"
"Naughty girl, now go to my room"
"Take a ******* hunting"
"***, Gas, or Grass, no one rides free"
"Retired. No job, No boss, No Check"

 

There is a car I see every now and then which has: "Oy vey, I'm gay"

...complete with a rainbow star of david.

Almost soiled myself the first time I saw it...