Herculiner safety tips...
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Herculiner safety tips...
For those who are thinking of Herculining their trucks... Please read the following important safety tip!
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...0&pagenumber=1
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From: Better Call Sam ..Inside Joke
That was great i loved the expert advice
Does anyone remember the original question? Well, I have been emailed the answer by an extremely helpful fellow. I believe it may be appropriate to post his response to me.
" Gerald...
Please take this message seriously. First off, you've
made the http://www.ford-trucks.com digest lists. While I too
am laughing my butt off, I sympathize with your
plight. So, here's a possible solution. I am a landing
gear specialist for Delta Airlines. We use all sorts
of nasty stuff in the restoration of landing gear and
subsequently we often get this 'stuff' in unwanted
places. Some of it just doesn't come off the skin like
herculiner probably doesn't. Except for those of us
who know the ultimately 'safe' solution. The solution
is this:
Because skin has pores and because you have sweat
pores all over your body, you simply need to "sweat"
the gastly stuff off. My recommendation (and I am
being serious here!) is to go get a couple of condoms.
A latex glove may prove more effective. Slip it on
over your hootus and go jogging. Or sit in a sauna
butt naked. Eventually, your pores will open up, you
will sweat like a hog in the sun, the bond will be
broken and it will just peel off. Trust me. It works.
At least it does for us. The inside secrets are to
make sure that ALL of the surrounding skin is covered.
This is MANDATORY! The more you sweat, the faster
it'll come off so make it hot, hot, hot. Just be
careful so that you do NOT overheat yourself. This can
be DANGEROUS! Don't have a heart attack!!! I mentioned
the latex exam glove because you may have to insert both
your hootus and his buddies into it. Secure it with a rubber
band so that the air cannot get in otherwise you won't
sweat enough in that area and it won't work.
Believe it or not, this is the tried and proven
method of slime removal for DAL. Toxic chemicals like
Acetone can do far more damage than is worth the risk.
Want an example? One guy used it on his hootus and lost
a serious layer of skin. But that wasn't the worst of
it. He got toxic shock and almost lost his hootus altogether.
They were going to amputate it off. In the
end they didn't but sex for that poor shmuck has never
been the same. Think about it...
Hope this helps! Later, ******** (end quote)
" Gerald...
Please take this message seriously. First off, you've
made the http://www.ford-trucks.com digest lists. While I too
am laughing my butt off, I sympathize with your
plight. So, here's a possible solution. I am a landing
gear specialist for Delta Airlines. We use all sorts
of nasty stuff in the restoration of landing gear and
subsequently we often get this 'stuff' in unwanted
places. Some of it just doesn't come off the skin like
herculiner probably doesn't. Except for those of us
who know the ultimately 'safe' solution. The solution
is this:
Because skin has pores and because you have sweat
pores all over your body, you simply need to "sweat"
the gastly stuff off. My recommendation (and I am
being serious here!) is to go get a couple of condoms.
A latex glove may prove more effective. Slip it on
over your hootus and go jogging. Or sit in a sauna
butt naked. Eventually, your pores will open up, you
will sweat like a hog in the sun, the bond will be
broken and it will just peel off. Trust me. It works.
At least it does for us. The inside secrets are to
make sure that ALL of the surrounding skin is covered.
This is MANDATORY! The more you sweat, the faster
it'll come off so make it hot, hot, hot. Just be
careful so that you do NOT overheat yourself. This can
be DANGEROUS! Don't have a heart attack!!! I mentioned
the latex exam glove because you may have to insert both
your hootus and his buddies into it. Secure it with a rubber
band so that the air cannot get in otherwise you won't
sweat enough in that area and it won't work.
Believe it or not, this is the tried and proven
method of slime removal for DAL. Toxic chemicals like
Acetone can do far more damage than is worth the risk.
Want an example? One guy used it on his hootus and lost
a serious layer of skin. But that wasn't the worst of
it. He got toxic shock and almost lost his hootus altogether.
They were going to amputate it off. In the
end they didn't but sex for that poor shmuck has never
been the same. Think about it...
Hope this helps! Later, ******** (end quote)
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
I'm LMFAO... that was one of the funniest things today. The other was a you had to be there funny AND you would also would have to know the ones that I got involved... So it wouldn't be funny to you guys or I would share it.
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From: Lost some where in the middle of the Ozark Mountains!
Ohh it wont be as funny to hear as it would be if you would have been there.. It isn't as funny to hear about as that one was...
But here it is...
I've had some rather bad gas the last few days or so.. So far I have been able to control it untill a suitable place to release it to maintain profesionalism at work... Today I went with a Co-worker to a customers to check on a problem.. We make and install OEM canvas products/accessories for the Marine industry and after market for many other motor sports. Anyway we were at the customers "a boat manufacturer".. I was standing at the stern of a 24' boat my partner was at the bow so was atleast 24' away from me. No one else was around so I thought I was safe to let one rip. About 45 seconds later my partner started getting sick in a trash can. When she got a chance she looked at me and says... "Did you fart?"
That alone was funny enough... But then this monster stink bomb floated around the plant... With in about 5 minutes It had cleared all workers men and women from the front 1/4 of the plant. Which is easily a 40'x200' building! 
They had to open all 8 bay doors and let the building air out for a few minutes before they could resume work. 
A little embarassing.. but can't help but be proad of it at the same time! My company is BIG on being professionaly dressed and acting at all times, especially when at a customers ... SOOO I expected to get in to trouble... "and I still could" BUT the owner of my Company is down this week and when he heard about it he fell out of his chair laughing. So it might not be that bad unless the customer complains very much about it. If so then I could be fired! Ohh what a way to go though!
But here it is...
I've had some rather bad gas the last few days or so.. So far I have been able to control it untill a suitable place to release it to maintain profesionalism at work... Today I went with a Co-worker to a customers to check on a problem.. We make and install OEM canvas products/accessories for the Marine industry and after market for many other motor sports. Anyway we were at the customers "a boat manufacturer".. I was standing at the stern of a 24' boat my partner was at the bow so was atleast 24' away from me. No one else was around so I thought I was safe to let one rip. About 45 seconds later my partner started getting sick in a trash can. When she got a chance she looked at me and says... "Did you fart?"
That alone was funny enough... But then this monster stink bomb floated around the plant... With in about 5 minutes It had cleared all workers men and women from the front 1/4 of the plant. Which is easily a 40'x200' building! They had to open all 8 bay doors and let the building air out for a few minutes before they could resume work. A little embarassing.. but can't help but be proad of it at the same time! My company is BIG on being professionaly dressed and acting at all times, especially when at a customers ... SOOO I expected to get in to trouble... "and I still could" BUT the owner of my Company is down this week and when he heard about it he fell out of his chair laughing. So it might not be that bad unless the customer complains very much about it. If so then I could be fired! Ohh what a way to go though!
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Bwaahaaahaaahaa! @ the girl gagging! I can hear it now," Evacuate all premises and open the bay doors! There is an unlocated gas leak somewhere in the plant! I repeat, clear all premises immediatley! 
It would have been cool if they called the fire dept.
I'm gonna start calling you "The Ripper".
It would have been cool if they called the fire dept.
I'm gonna start calling you "The Ripper".